DEMETRI : Yes, the new acquisitions are quite surprising.

JACK: <So many wieners...>

DEMETRI: <I know, did you see that beast with the surgical tubing?>

JACK: <Oh where?!>

JACK: I might pay attention to this if it was a movie.

DEMETRI: Maybe we should see a movie next time.

DEMETRI: The muse for a new era.

JACK : Hey, nice cans. Get it...?

DEMETRI: Jack, no!

JACK: What is that?

DEMETRI: It’s a neo-moderate piece, considered quite erotic--

JACK: Quick, take it!

DEMETRI: Jaunty!

JACK: Sorry if I embarrassed you! I’m not very cultured.

DEMETRI: No trouble. Soon they’ll let patrons ride exhibits for a coin, I’m sure.

JACK: I‘m surprised. I actually had fun!

DEMETRI: Why stop now?

DEMETRI: Would you like to see what I pass off as 'art?'

JACK: Does it involve the bodies of the innocent?

DEMETRI: No, the only thing it violates is good taste.

JACK: Well... okay.

DEMETRI: ...I’m so glad...

DEMETRI: --the inner thigh is the perfect place, no one notices a bruise there!

JACK: Oh...

DEMETRI: Anyway, I hate how you must-- well, prostitute yourself with that silly Vitus method.

DEMETRI: Those acts are better done with lovers, not victims.

DEMETRI: Here we are. Hello again, Andrej.

JACK: You painted all these?

DEMETRI: Over many, many years, yes.

JACK: Amazing...!

DEMETRI: Amazingly mediocre? They are nothing special for their times.

JACK: Is this the same guy?

DEMETRI: It is, from memory of course

JACK: Who is he?

DEMETRI: A long story, but I will try to keep it brief.

DEMETRI: Andrej... I don’t even know his last name...