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CHAPTER 5, PAGE 12
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     Jack was hesitant, the memory of the last time he tried to intervene still extremely fresh in his mind. Yet he felt he had to help. Demetri took note of his indecision.
     "Don't worry, I'm right here," he whispered, "perhaps I don't look it, but I assure you I am rather strong. I can help you if you need it. I'm sure you won't, look at those two... Tomorrow's Crowboys. Go on, show me what Vitus has taught you, if anything..."
In which Jack should've just asked nicely.
Jack seemed very distracted as they strolled through the sparsely crowded, brightly lit museum.
      "Something on your mind?" Demetri asked.
      "No! Why does everyone ask me that?" Obviously he was in a bit of a sour mood, more than he usually was. Perhaps he could be worked into a more manageable state.
      "Settle down. What genre of art would you like to see first?"
      "I don't really know much about art... I'm not sure why you wanted me to go to this."
      "Don't know much? Even better! I'm so tired of everyone's post-global theories, I could use a fresh voice. What do you think of this sculpture?"
      "...Is it supposed to look like boobs?"
      "...Genius..."
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     Septemper 21, 2011
     By:  Kelly

I like drawing action but it takes sooo long. I used to be pretty un-confident in it, I think I'm getting better. This weekend we FINALLYYYY move to our new apartment. I won't have to do this on a folding chair anymore. My butt is so excited.

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THUG 1 : Hey those cops?

THUG 2 : No it’s just some fags.

DEMETRI: Their gaydar is impeccable!

JACK: Hey fuck you! Stop that!

THUG 2: What are you gonna do about it, fag?

JACK: HOMOPHOBES!

DEMETRI: Don’t do it Jack! They’ll hurt you!

THUG 2 : We’ll get your boyfriend next!

NICK: A-angel? Forgive me!

AUBREY: O kindred soul! Do as thou wilt!

DEMETRI: Good job beating those two! You had it in you all along. Now get to the hospital, kid.

DEMETRI: I liked the part where you broke that cad’s arm, he deserved it.

JACK: I didn’t mean to..

DEMETRI: There’s always next time. So, art?

HARLAN ART MUSEUM MIDNIGHT GALA FOR OUR BELOVED DONORS!

DEMETRI: Oh HAM, so pathetic with your cries for cash.

DEMETRI: What do you think of this piece, Jack?

JACK: It’s... garbage.

DEMETRI: I know! So trite.

JACK: I mean, it smells bad.

DEMETRI: Non archival! Tsk tsk.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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