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1.)
(The outside of a high school. The gate reads: PARKVILLE
SECONDARY )
2.)
(Athletes stand about a field, voices emanate from the bleachers.)
CURLYFRY: Blaze this wick
old trick.
JACK:Yeh. Got a regular
bonfire down here.
3.)
(Karl and Curlyfry lie on the grass beneath the bleachers illustrated in a colorful style as they smoke doobies.)
CURLYFRY: Oi Jick,
wen yeh gont’e
make an honest
wolfman of me?
JACK:Feh Curlyfry,
I dunte kno...
4.)
(The colors fade away to the typical style as they talk.)
CURLYFRY: Yer no use to me like this.
What’s eating thee?
JACK: Eh I’ve get
t’tell yeh
summink--
*coff* Urgh, you bring
out my low accent.
CURLYFRY:Proceed from your mouth
with these revelations,
you can elevate your
elocution anon.
5.)
(Jack points out the faded hickeys on his neck.)
JACK: It’s supposed to be
a secret I guess.
CURLYFRY: I might tell all the
dustbunnies.
JACK:Weeell I got
these marks here
from makin’ out
with a guy,
Karl Random.So I'm gay.
6.)
(Curlyfry levitates her joint from her mouth.)
7.)
(Jack is enthusiastic.)
JACK:It was pretty
hot.
CURLYFRY:I’ve never considered
such as this,
‘tis hot indeed.
8.)
(Curlyfry poses faux-dramatically)
CURLYFRY: But what will the
neighbors say?
JACK: You better
not tell the
neighbors! Wait, the
dustbunnies?
CURLYFRY: Just the fieldball team
9.)
(Jack puts on his glasses and they peer between the bleacher's seats to see the field.)
JACK: Hey look,
the man’s on
the square.
CURLYFRY:Let us envision
him nude,
a statue in
ivory.
10.)
(Jack and Curlyfry make lewd comments as Karl tries to not suck at fieldball.)
JACK: Huh huh.
CURLYFRY:Oh yes baby,
heft that cudgel.
JACK:He can bludgeon me
anytime!
BREAK IN COMIC
11.)
(Jack stands in the foreground wearing a snakeskin jacket, Karl has his head down and is walking toward him.)
12.)
(Jack catches Karl's attention.)
JACK: Hey man.
KARL:Heyyyyyyyyy....
13.)
(Karl whips his head around to make sure no one can hear them.)
JACK: Wanna come over to
my house? I’ve got
some blunts.
14.)
(Karl awkwardly makes a half-smile.)
KARL: Yeah dude, uh sure. We’ll smoke blunts,
we will. Good times.
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