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1.)
(Jack and Karl walk past a crime scene in Jack's neighborhood. The wealthier boy looks a bit nervous.)
2.)
(The boys have arrived at Jack's place, a ramshackle house on a flat lawn, miscellaneous items
and junkiness lean on the porch and a number of cats lounge or strut, as is their way.)
JACK: Ta da!
‘Chez Shit.’
KARL: Aw, it’s
uh.. not
that..
y’know.
3.)
(On the porch, Jack has picked up one of one of the random felines.)
JACK: Want a cat?
KARL: M-maybe
later.
4.)
(They are inside.)
JACK: MUMIBROUGHTAFRIEND
GOINTOMYROOMBYE
5.)
(Jack waves dismissively as Karl follows him to his room. Jack's mom is
in the foreground, looking vaguely grumpy and not paying attention.)
JACK: Tch, not even
listening.
6.)
(On Jack's bed, another cat to displace. Karl stands, awkward as ever.)
JACK: Piglet, get off!
KARL: Wow it’s really
dank in here... Do your parents
smoke too?
7.)
(Jack reveals a cardboard box is full of bags of cannabis.)
JACK: Nah, I’m holding.
KARL: DAMN.
8.)
(There's a laundry basket on the bed with them.)
JACK:I’ll roll the blunts,
help yourself
to the basket.
KARL: The b--
9.)
(In closer view of the basket, it is full of candy.)
KARL: Wow.
10.)
(Shortly, the boys are smoking doobies and Jack drinks a bit of booze straight from a large bottle.)
KARL: You really know
how to live.
JACK: Mn.
11.)
(Karl is yakkin' while putting out his doob in an ashtray, Jack is relaxing.)
KARL: Y’know I’m sorry about
the other day--
12.)
(Jack surprises Karl by touching his face.)
13.)
(The boys embrace and kiss, cats bracketing them on the bed. A picture of Curlyfry is taped to the wall behind them.)
14.)
(Wait, how did Jack get his shirt off? Jack looms over Karl as they stop for breath. Jack looks chill and Karl looks dopey and excited.)
15.)
(A bit later, resting. Jack is stripped down to his pants, Karl to underwear and a t-shirt. Still the cats hang out on the bed.)
JACK: Do you
like me?
14.)
(Karl has his head on Jack's chest both look happy.)
KARL: Heh. You need to ask?
Uh. Yeah...!
JACK: I like you too.
KARL: Cool.
15.)
(Again Jack looks relaxed while Karl gets a surprised / dopey look.)
JACK: Want to be
my boyfriend?
16.)
(Karl looks away while he answers, smiling, but undoubtedly having a mix of emotions.)
KARL: Y-yeah,
okay.
17.)
(Jack has mild surprise and Karl looks like a John Kricfalusi caricature of horror,
as someone bangs on the door and a freaky spiky cat runs across Karl's chest.)
BANG BANG BANG
18.)
(As Karl tries to recover from his heart attack, we see that Jack has bottles of liquor all over the dresser near the door.)
JOE: JACK GRILLED CHEESE!!!
JACK: Damn it Joe!
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