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Karl fixed his dinner, staring at the pile of empty takeout boxes as his food microwaved. Why hadn't he waited? Now there wasn't a food budget for the rest of the week, and he was stuck having Noodle Cup on THE WORST DAY EVER!!! Life was so unfair.
    He sat at the table, throwing papers and cups on the floor, so he could at least have a flat surface. He stared at the wall, covered in the work of the past few weeks. It didn't have that thrill anymore. Now it was just a nagging reminder of what he wasn't doing in life.
I.E.-- Anything.

In which Karl thinks he's too good for Noodle Cup.

  
      Karl ran through the words in his mind, the ones he'd practiced saying in the shower. The ones he'd say when he finally caught him. The Grey Menace, I presume? Wait, no, it sounded all wrong! So cheesy! He had to come up with something else, fast! Uh...


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     July 2nd, 2013
     By:  Kelly

Ugh, can someone kill the sun for me? I think it may be time for Gaston-Louis to ride again... It's about 30 degrees hotter than I feel even slightly comfortable with. I must scream from the rooftops, H8 SUMMER 4EVA! Seriously. I wonder if that would help anything?

So anyway, more mystery fun to come! But seriously. Please kill the sun. Someone! D:

            

TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

1.)

(Karl sits at his table, looking at the wall which is covered in various notes and newspaper articles pasted up.)

2.)

(He looked un-enthused, as he slurps his noodles.)

3.)

(Molly rubs on Karl's face, he talks to her wistfully.)

KARL: I dunno Molly, life just isn’t that exciting, right? Things don’t work the way they do in the films.

4.)

(Molly's paw lands on a business card that reads...)

Demetrios Ionavic
MARKET ANALYST
DRAGOMIR INTL HOLDINGS
“Synergy Direct”

5.)

(Karl looks down at the card as Molly continues to snuggle.)

6.)

(He jumps up, putting his coat on. Molly looks on nonplussed.)

KARL: Okay FINE! I’m doing it!.

7.)

(Karl stands outside in the snow, at a large office courtyard.)

LATER...

8.)

(Karl sips his coffee, looking dejected.)

KARL: Ugh. What are the odds I see him? Astronomical.

9.)

(To Karl's shock, Demetri walks by just then, rolling his eyes as he talks on the phone.)

DEMETRI:Oh don’t be like that!

10.)

(Karl tosses his coffee in the garbage, following Demetri who isn't paying attention to him.)

DEMETRI: Listen, I know some lessors, just leave it to me. Are you going to be there? ...Good lad.

11.)

(Karl hides behind a tree in a secluded area, as Demetri and a familiar looking man talk.)

DEMETRI: Just let me set things up for you!

JACK: I can find my own place!

KARL: That’s really him! What am I doing?!

12.)

(Karl is freakin' out.)

KARL: What do I even say? This is gonna be so awkward!

13)

(Demetri tries to convince Jack of something.)

DEMETRI: In this market? Good luck!

KARL: I can’t let him get away... but-- ugh just--

13)

(Karl squeezes his face up and tries to summon his courage.)

KARL: Come on Karl, you can do this! Just accuse him of being some kind of death-defying superhero. Yeeeeeeeeah that's it.

 
 
 
 
 
 
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