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1.)

(Karl Random lies on his bed with his laptop, kitten Molly looking up at him. His room is a total mess. He starts to talk about his day and flips out with frustration.)

KARL: Today was-- UGH JUST FML!

2.)

(Karl changes the subject.)

VOICE FROM LAPTOP: What does that stand for?

KARL: Ehhh nothing-- anyway, back to my HORRIBLE DAY!

3.)

(Karl narrates the story. We see Karl standing in the snow, waiting for the bus.)

KARL: So first, the bus is late.

4.)

(Karl comes in to work, and looks at his desk.)

KARL: Get to work... And there was a GIANT pile to review!

5.)

(Hans has his feet up on his desk, looking flip.)

KARL: Hans was a total bitch about it. Even though I write ‘Lucy Lips’ for him half the time!

6.)

(Karl looks cranky, looking over his shoulder at a woman in a fur coat talking to a buff young man.)

KARL: Then Jess is fawning over Bisette, He’s editor while Hans works on that vanity project. --Only ‘cause he’s Hans’ type! I do way more work than him!

7.)

(Karl looks from behind at Hans and Ingenue, Hans is holding a marker and they are giggling.)

KARL: Then, Ingenue and Hans are giggling in the copy room...

8.)

(Karl walks in the room to see his coworkers passing around photocopies. The papers have an image from 'TWINKY' magazine, it appears someone has drawn tattoos on a sexy dude and added Karl's name.)

KARL: They just HAD to pull another prank!

9.)

(Karl looks mortified, crumpling up one of the fliers, looking back at two coworkers who have come to talk to him.)

KARL: Then *I* get lectured!

‘Just have a sense of humor’

‘It’s important for inter-office camaraderie’

10.)

(Karl puts his head down on the laptop, an older woman looks on sympathetically.)

KARL: NO ONE has it worse than me! No one!

OLDER GOTH WOMAN: I’m sorry sweetie.

11.)

(Karl is not impressed.)

OLDER GOTH WOMAN: You should find some friends, get out more!

KARL: ...Thanks mum.