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CHAPTER 7 - PAGE 2
(Transcript and visual captions below}

  After a moment, the hellacious alarm shut down, as well as the gushing sprinklers. Of course not before causing thousands in damages to carpeting, and rendering unwanted monitors even more useless. Outside, the Masher staff was disappointed that they could not spend more time milling around.

Meanwhile...

Jack fiddled with his GPS in his brain-dead daysickness, trying to enter Helen's address to take Darren home.
     "No. NO! IF I MEANT TO HIT TWO THREE TIMES IN A ROW I WOULD HAVE DONE THAT AUGHH" *poke poke poke*
     "Dude, dude... just forget it. I don't wanna go to that place anyway."
     "Well where the frick are you gonna go then?!" Jack felt himself making a wolf like expression and tried to cool his jets, "Sorry... Yeah... I'm in no state right now. You could come to the Casa I guess."
     "Anything's better than that creepy pub, man."
     "...You sure about that?"
     "Yeah! It's got Boytown 5 posters everywhere! Shirtless boys all over the bathroom... way creepy."
     "Um, you better use Vitus' shower if you feel that way..."

In which it's the most comfy battle ever.

It was quite the wacky adventure for Demetri to slip out of the morgue unnoticed. Luckily it was understaffed as ever, and they hadn't changed their layout since that mishap a decade ago when Francesca wanted to try out the new fad of rooftop bowling. (From then on he was much more careful when assisting her with her extreme sports desires.) But that tale is for another day...

That night the Masher staff drank their troubles away at the Imperial Cock.
       "Man... I can't believe it."
       "I know! Did you see the comic Ingenue did up? It's already on the Mlog, bahaha, nobody's gonna believe it really happened but whatev. She drew a real funny corpse. "
       "No, I mean yeah, but we saw a dead person! That's horrifying."
       "Oh don't be a weenie, Karl."
       "That's real shit Joshua, God... A real dead person! Anyway, did you notice that.. uh, guy, was kind of dressed the same as the Grey Menace?"
       "OMG... Wow you're right."
       "So what do you think?"
       "Totally pathetic. That quick and there's copy cat suicides? You can't make this shit up, too boring."
       "...Really..."
       "Oh oh! I got a great idea for a joke editorial, I'm gonna run it by Hans... It'll be like Suicide Twins meets Zapper Boy Adventures !"
       "God damn it."

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     February 8th, 2012
     By:  Kelly

No more pajamas forever. Haha... but seriously. They will kill me. I think this is the most ambitious page I've done in my recent memory, and I've got the carpal tunnel to prove it, ouchy. PS I like the word 'bedeviling' so much!

             TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

1.)

(Jack and Darren approach the front steps of Casa Sombreta.)

DARREN: Oh wait, where am I gonna sleep?

JACK: I dunno, my bed’s pretty big.

2.)

DARREN: Dude! Ew! Gay!

JACK: We’re just going to be dead...

3.)

(Darren and Jack sleep in the living room on couches.)

DARREN: Hey... thanks for, uh, helping me. I-- yeah.

JACK: No problem.Wait-- I meant “Who’s gay now?”

4.)

(Jack looks self-satisfied)

DARREN : ...Aw man!

6.)

MEANWHILE

(Theodore and Demetri fight over half of the broken hat rack. The sprinklers have seemed to have chilled out, and the lighting is back to normal.)

THEODORE: So are we going to duel yet?

7.)

(Demetri dodges an attack from Theodore, who is smiling)

DARREN: No! This isn’t a duel!

THEODORE: Well what do you call it smarty pants?

8.)

(Demetri knocks the hat rack out of Theodore's hands)

THEODORE: It’s a bloody assassination attempt you buffoon!

THEODORE: I never! What about the game?

9.)

(Thedore and Demetri begin grappling)

DEMETRI: What are you babbling about?

THEODORE: Lucricia surely told her dear pal Tomasz.

10.)

THEODORE: It’s your own fault if you didn’t prepare!

11.)

DEMETRI: Did I really need to?

12.)

THEODORE: AUGHHH STOP BEDEVILING ME! ME!

13.)

(Theodore springs to his feet and knocks Demetri out the window.)

14.)

(Theodore hangs from the window frame as Demetri falls)

14.)

THEODORE: Ever... so grouchy.

15.)

(Demetri falls to the street below)

DEMETRI: Sigh

16.)

(Some humans look down at something, presumably Masher staff examining Demetri's corpse.)

PINK-HAIRED WOMAN : Ewww.

GREY-HAIRED MAN : I‘ve seen worse.

TATTOOED MAN : You guys are fucking gross!

17.)

AT NIGHTFALL

(A body bag sits up at the morgue...)

DEMETRI: Oh my hubris...

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
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