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1.)
(Jack and Darren approach the front steps of Casa Sombreta.)
DARREN: Oh wait, where am I gonna
sleep?
JACK: I dunno,
my bed’s pretty big.
2.)
DARREN: Dude! Ew!
Gay!
JACK: We’re just going
to be dead...
3.)
(Darren and Jack sleep in the living room on couches.)
DARREN: Hey... thanks for,
uh, helping me.
I-- yeah.
JACK: No problem.Wait-- I meant “Who’s gay now?”
4.)
(Jack looks self-satisfied)
DARREN : ...Aw man!
6.)
MEANWHILE
(Theodore and Demetri fight over half of the broken hat rack. The sprinklers have seemed to have chilled out, and the lighting is back to normal.)
THEODORE: So are we going to
duel yet?
7.)
(Demetri dodges an attack from Theodore, who is smiling)
DARREN: No! This isn’t
a duel!
THEODORE: Well what do
you call it
smarty pants?
8.)
(Demetri knocks the hat rack out of Theodore's hands)
THEODORE: It’s a bloody
assassination
attempt you
buffoon!
THEODORE: I never!
What about
the game?
9.)
(Thedore and Demetri begin grappling)
DEMETRI: What are you
babbling
about?
THEODORE: Lucricia surely told
her dear pal
Tomasz.
10.)
THEODORE: It’s your own fault
if you didn’t
prepare!
11.)
DEMETRI: Did I
really need
to?
12.)
THEODORE: AUGHHH STOP BEDEVILING ME! ME!
13.)
(Theodore springs to his feet and knocks Demetri out the window.)
14.)
(Theodore hangs from the window frame as Demetri falls)
14.)
THEODORE: Ever...
so grouchy.
15.)
(Demetri falls to the street below)
DEMETRI: Sigh
16.)
(Some humans look down at something, presumably Masher staff examining Demetri's corpse.)
PINK-HAIRED WOMAN : Ewww.
GREY-HAIRED MAN : I‘ve seen
worse.
TATTOOED MAN : You guys
are fucking
gross!
17.)
AT NIGHTFALL
(A body bag sits up at the morgue...)
DEMETRI: Oh my hubris...
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