1.)

(Jack in bed at Casa Sombreta, awakened at 2 PM by his cell phone, still daysick.)

CAPTION: 2 PM

JACK: NO

JACK'S RINGTONE: TSS TSS TSS SEXY SEXY

2.)

(Jack sitting up in bed, anwering phone sleepily.)

JACK: Ryder? Who-- I mean
Wh-huh is it I don’t what

3.)

(Ryder on other end of call, in his room.)

RYDER: Sorry, you were sleeping? I was, uh, just reminding you about the convention today?

JACK: Oh yeah, sure baby... of course... Today. Convention. I remember that.

4.)

(Jack and Darren discuss.)

DARREN: Chicks, man. Amirite?

JACK: Chicks? --Hey wanna go to a--

DARREN: No.

JACK: Damn it.

5.)

(An hour later, Jack and Ryder kiss in a crowded stadium.)

CAPTION: 3 PM

6.)

(Jack and Ryder discuss.)

JACK: Soo what’s the convention about?

RYDER: Heheh well um...

7.)

("Harlan Horrorfest" reads banner above them.)

JACK: Ehhhh... right. I didn’t know you were into that.

8.)

(Poster behind them reads "Queen of Horror Elsinor P. Spot, Author....")

RYDER: Not really, there’s just an author I want to meet.I know you’ll think it’s so tacky.

9.)

(Close-up of Ryder's hands clutching Elsinor P. Spot book, his fingernail polish chipped.)

RYDER: I mean, I like her early experimental work... It’s so... visceral.

10.)

(Jack surprised by grinning blue clown face, looming behind him.)

RYDER: What’s wrong?

11.)

(Jack hides behind Ryder, observing face belonged to creepy nerd.)

RYDER: Oh, just Minchin fans...

12.)

(Ryder explaining the nerd, now joined by another in similar clown face.)

RYDER: Yeah, so lame. I don’t get the appeal.

13.)

(Jack and Ryder in line for signing, while lame music plays.)

LAME MUSIC : La la! Oh yeah teenage days doop doop

14.)

(Ryder looks disgruntled.)

LAME MUSIC: oh baby! Rockin my jukebox doop doop

RYDER: Who’s playing stupid oldies?! So inappropriate!

15.)

(Jack and Ryder approach frumpy woman.)

RYDER: Wow.. uh, Elsinor...?

LAME MUSIC: Doop dee doop

ELSINOR: Hey kids.

16.)

(Ryder and Elsinor discuss.)

RYDER: Y-you’re playing Guy Bopper?

ELSINOR: You know it!

RYDER: B-but I thought...

ELSINOR: That I was a dark queen of the night?

17.)

(Elsinor is creepy at Jack and Ryder. Jack looks amused.)

ELSINOR: Everyone grows out of that phase eventually. 'Keep boppin’ fellas!
If you know what I mean, huh huh huh...

18.)

(Jack and Ryder discuss while Chris, in background, is surprised.)

RYDER: I’m so sorry, I didn’t think this would be so weird.
I‘m really happy you’re here with me though. Hey um, you know they have rooms--

19.)

(Chris awkwardly butts in, Jack and Ryder looking annoyed.)

CHRIS: Oh wow! Fancy seeing you here!
Ha ha wow, um yeah, hey. Yeah. Ha. Horrorfest... how about that...

20.)

(Jack's face.)

JACK: Uhhhhhhh yeah.

21.)

(Ryder and Chris look awkward.)

CHRIS and RYDER: ...

22.)

(Vitus and Scylla approach Jack, who looks somewhat dismayed.)

VITUS: Jack. Hello. How about this sun. It just keeps being out all day. Crazy.

JACK: This city needs to get bigger.