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1.)
(Jack drives Darren in his car. Darren looks confused and Jack looks uncomfortable. Jack has little traces of blood left on his face.)
DARREN: Wait.. WHAT
happened?
JACK: OMG Where have
you been-- uh...
I know the answer
to that....
2.)
JACK: So this guy
is like...
hunting down
the progenitors
and killing
them! For justice,
or whatever.
Revenge...
and he’s winning,
so far.
3.)
(Darren looks all 'whoa' and Jack is like 'ugh')
DARREN: Oh man... that’s...
so cool. What a badass!
I wish I could
help him.
4.)
MEANWHILE
(Theodore tosses an office chair to disarm Demetri of his shotgun. Theodore is smiling and wearing his favorite pyjamas)
THEODORE: Shall we
begin?
5.)
(Demetri looks distressed)
DEMETRI (THINKS) : Think fast
Demy!
6.)
(Demetri tries to kick Theodore in the face, but is blocked by an incredulous Theodore)
THEODORE: What, no!
7.)
(He tries a knee kick manuever but is similarly blocked)
THEODORE: What are
you doing?!
8.)
(Demetri tries to jab, and is blocked as previously)
THEODORE: That is not how a duel
works!
9.)
(The room is suddenly lit up with red, and the ceiling sprinklers go off, presumably because of the leftover whispy smoke from the fireball in the last chapter. The smoke alarm sounds 'WEE OH WEE OH' etc, which runs through the subsequent panels as well. The two characters are beginning to get soaked with water)
THEODORE: Tch, good thing
we put out our
own fires already.
Useless technology.
10.)
(Demetri pulls the blinds open, letting the sun hit Theodore, who recoils from the surprise)
THEODORE: Augh!
11.)
(Demetri uses the chance to hit Theo in the chest with a hat rack)
12.)
(Theo falls to the ground and Demetri breaks the hat rack in half hitting him)
13.)
(Demetri looks self satisfied 'ha' He says)
14.)
(Theodore sits up slowly, soaking wet with water)
THEODORE: So un-sporting...
15.)
THEODORE: ...now I’m
just offended.
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