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CHAPTER 7 - PAGE 1
(Transcript and visual captions below}

  

In which Demy finds a modern use for a hat rack.
The staff of the local indie paper, 'the Masher', had yet another exciting interruption. They were furiously trying to find all the details about this amusingly kitschy 'Grey Menace' story, and figuring out ways to cartoon it, parody it, and generally sound completely un-enthused about it, and be the first ones to do so. --but then, a fire drill of some kind broke their concentration. They immediately set into joking as they filed out, rolling their eyes and coming up with wild scenarios that involved terrorist attacks against them and their controversial, progressive and ironic viewpoints. Of course, what sort of exciting thing would ever actually happen on the Park Morris block? They were one of maybe, five remaining open offices within walking distance, let alone in the building. It was fun to imagine, though.
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     February 5th, 2012
     By:  Kelly

OK now I remember why I don't make an action comic... Actually I think it turned out well, but it was SLOWWW as molasses in whatever the coldest month happens to be, or the one which would render molasses... um... slower? I've gotten pretty behind lately, after my month of 1,000 bonuses, so I'm hoping this week to catch up again, and implement more site redesigns. Sorry for the wait. If you missed it-- the cast page, and guide comic were updated, as well as the archive page. Whee!

PS... this chapter ends with something so nutty, it can only be topped by.. um, chapter 8. :P So excited!

PPS... I decided to start adding some more visual captions to the transcript below, for anyone who could use them, especially if my drawings are unclear or you've never seen a hat rack. I am going to work to add them to the whole archive. Let me know if you have any suggestions involving them, I'd appreciate it!

             TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

1.)

(Jack drives Darren in his car. Darren looks confused and Jack looks uncomfortable. Jack has little traces of blood left on his face.)

DARREN: Wait.. WHAT happened?

JACK: OMG Where have you been-- uh... I know the answer to that....

2.)

JACK: So this guy is like... hunting down the progenitors and killing them! For justice, or whatever. Revenge... and he’s winning, so far.

3.)

(Darren looks all 'whoa' and Jack is like 'ugh')

DARREN: Oh man... that’s... so cool. What a badass! I wish I could help him.

4.)

MEANWHILE

(Theodore tosses an office chair to disarm Demetri of his shotgun. Theodore is smiling and wearing his favorite pyjamas)

THEODORE: Shall we begin?

5.)

(Demetri looks distressed)

DEMETRI (THINKS) : Think fast Demy!

6.)

(Demetri tries to kick Theodore in the face, but is blocked by an incredulous Theodore)

THEODORE: What, no!

7.)

(He tries a knee kick manuever but is similarly blocked)

THEODORE: What are you doing?!

8.)

(Demetri tries to jab, and is blocked as previously)

THEODORE: That is not how a duel works!

9.)

(The room is suddenly lit up with red, and the ceiling sprinklers go off, presumably because of the leftover whispy smoke from the fireball in the last chapter. The smoke alarm sounds 'WEE OH WEE OH' etc, which runs through the subsequent panels as well. The two characters are beginning to get soaked with water)

THEODORE: Tch, good thing we put out our own fires already. Useless technology.

10.)

(Demetri pulls the blinds open, letting the sun hit Theodore, who recoils from the surprise)

THEODORE: Augh!

11.)

(Demetri uses the chance to hit Theo in the chest with a hat rack)

12.)

(Theo falls to the ground and Demetri breaks the hat rack in half hitting him)

13.)

(Demetri looks self satisfied 'ha' He says)

14.)

(Theodore sits up slowly, soaking wet with water)

THEODORE: So un-sporting...

15.)

THEODORE: ...now I’m just offended.

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
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