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1.)
(Jack lounges at the party, stoned on a couch with a roach clip in his hand.)
2.)
(Jack notices the cooler, sitting unattended.)
3.)
(The cooler is dripping dark red stuff.)
HOUSE PHONE: BEE DEE BEE DEE
4.)
(Stoned jack exhales smoke through his mouth and nose, eyes red and in need of glasses.)
5.)
(Jack puts his glasses on, starts whistling, gets up. This corner of the party looks neglected.)
PHONE CONVERSATION: (off panel) Hello?... Ohhh yeah he’s here still.
A’course we din’t eat ‘im!
6.)
(Jack strolls toward the cooler whistling, the blond ghoul
that first invited him in is on the phone, not noticing.)
BLOND GHOUL: Too much work and so messy!
7.)
(Jack opens the cooler, but can't quite process what he's seeing.)
BLOND GHOUL: (off panel) I mean, if he just *happen’t* to die here...
8.)
(Curly-haired, young ghoul man puts a hand on Jack's shoulder, smiling.)
GHOUL: No leftovers, kid! The meat goes fast.
9.)
(The ghoul reaches for the tap on the cooler.)
GHOUL: Little ‘punch’ left though, wanna try?
Fresh’s the way to go. Graveyards are depressing.
10.)
(Closeup of the cooler, his hand wiggling the spigot handle, it seems clogged.
blood has dripped on the counter and hairy blood partially fills his cup.)
GHOUL: Damn, hair clog.
11.)
(Outside the house, Jack fleeing, flannel shirt in one hand, flapping behind him.)
12.)
(In the parking lot of Parker's, Jack with folded arms, tries to play cool as Demetri approaches.)
INTERTITLE: LATER...
DEMETRI: That took longer than expected.
13.)
(Demetri holds Jack's payment - a wad of green glenmarks.)
DEMETRI: You didn’t look in the cooler?
14.)
(Jack tries to look cool, fails miserably.)
JACK: O-of course not!
15.)
(Demetri closes his arms around Jack, reaching.)
DEMETRI: You’re a terrible liar. If you weren’t so charming...
16.)
(Jack's back pocket, the money is being slid in directly by a naughty Demetri hand.)
DEMETRI: The one in the cooler was not so lucky.
17.)
(Is Demetri just kidding? Jack looks flipped out.)
DEMETRI: Aww You little scamp! You’re cute when you’re terrified.
Now let’s fix your memory.
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