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CHAPTER 9 - GHOUL HOUSE PAGE 3

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   Jack was compelled by politesse.  If there was one thing that had helped him become a career criminal at sixteen, it was being unfailingly polite with the scum of the city. Always give 'em what they want.  Demetri had told him it was best not to interact with them, but he didn't say to be rude and blow them off either.  He approached the house...
    "That's it," the skinny woman said, "Come inside, lad."  
She stood on the porch, looking like a scolding mother.  A scolding mother with serious health problems, maybe. As he stepped inside with the sloshing heavy cooler, he smelled a strange assortment of not entirely unpleasant smells. The odd chemical smell of fresh helium balloons, overly sweet cake frosting, cheap beer... It was a party! Obviously, it was totally the right decision to come inside. Yup. An old man approached him with a creepy grin. Damn, that guy was as skinny and weird looking as the lady. He realized the old man wasn't grinning at him, but at the heavy cooler in his hands.

In which Tabby wants to see Jack's cat style.

      "Who was at that party, Tabby?" Sanna suddenly interrupted the story.
      "Hm lessee.. Me and my brother a'course, Tyra, Ashley, Endymion, Laurence, Fuera & Sinead, Waffle, Monica, and some'a the geezers like Dierdre, Tony, Liam, Randy--"
      "Oh old man Randy? Hah! He's my uncle. Figgers he'd go for fresh."
      "How about that, small world huh?"
      "I haven't seen Waffle in years! She still got that... hair?"
Vitus shook his head. "Sorry ladies, but, the story? What about Jack? I hope this is going somewhere, it will be pretty abysmal if all I find out tonight is that Jack did jobs for Demetri. That was literally the first thing I found out about Jack when I met him."
      "Oh yeah, sorry Veery. Well what happened next, lessee..."

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     December 14th, 2012
     By:  Kelly

Sorry for being a slowpoke everyone. I'm a'workin' on them as fast as I can. As you can see, there were a lot of ghouls and allies to draw in this one. The exciting conclusion of Ghoul House is soon to come, I will machinegun all other obligations until only I stand, victorious, and free to work on the comic more. GRR! That will work, right?

            TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

1.)

(Jack is led inside by the skinny woman, who has an unpleasant expression. Jack stops short as he speaks and he sees the grasping ghoulie hands reaching for the cooler.)

JACK: So where do I--

2.)

(An old man has capered away with the cooler, and hands it to a Peg Bundy look-alike.)

3.)

(The woman speaks with a sneer, but Jack is distracted looking at the weird weirdos partying.)

SKINNY WOMAN: So Ionavic sending children out to do his work?

4.)

(Jack is shocked as a bony hand suddenly grips his face.)

SKINNY WOMAN: Listen to me!

5.)

(The skinny woman speaks intensely to Jack, pulling his face close to her own.)

SKINNY WOMAN: Laddy. We need to know. Did you look in the box?

6.)

JACK: Urm, uh, no. No! That's why I get jobs like this.

SKINNY WOMAN: Ooh, no curiosity in this little cat? You look like you'd put your paws in an oven...

7.)

(Jack is nearly hanging by his chin as the woman tries to intimidate him.)

JACK: I'm as curious as the next guy, but I ain't stupid.

8.)

(The woman tosses Jack with a disdainful look.)

SKINNY WOMAN: Well then kitty, go get stupid.

9.)

(a younger Tabby sits on the sofa, and pulls Jack over to her.)

TABBY: Comfy thyself, lambchop!

10.)

(Tabby relaxes as she smokes a J, Jack sits next to her and an uncomfortable young woman wearing a strange mask.)

TABBY: What's your name, Cat Style?

JACK: Jack Ballard.

11.)

(Tabby smiles charmingly.)

TABBY: Tabitha Canny. Ashley here just chose to live. It’s a party.

12.)

(Jack takes a hit, and looks to have relaxed a bit.)

JACK: Choose to live...? A party for not dying? That’s bleak.

TABBY: Just once, healthy boy. It’s a special occasion.

13.)

(Jack looks at the uncomfortable girl as he smokes.)

JACK: Why the mask, Ashley?

ASHLEY: ...

TABBY: She gots the bad selfersteem. She’ll get over it, we all did.

14.)

(A ghoul couple smile from another chair, as Tabby explains.)

SKINNY RED-HAIRED GUY: You’re like us now Ashycakes!

TABBY: We got a condition, but there’s a cure...!

15.)

(A woman leans around the corner to announce supper's readiness, everyone involved looks pretty stoked.)

WOMAN IN FLOWERED DRESS: Soup’s on!

16.)

(Tabby tries to discourage Jack from getting a bite to eat..)

TABBY: Hey uh, you don’t want this ‘soup,’ Cat Style.

JACK: Wha-- oh, is it hard drugs? Tch, I’m not a kid.

 
 
 
 
 
 
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