The Kingfisher - Horror webcomic - In which the symphony has lousy security.

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CHAPTER 6, PAGE 3
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     "Hey Tristan, maybe you should um, go check on... uh, Darren? He's downstairs... " Jack said, desperately looking for a way to get Tristan out harm's way.
     "Hmm? Why? I think I stay with you. Darren is mean."
     "Yes but uh... I think he might get in trouble."
     "Haha. I don't care. If he's in trouble, I'd be happy because of his problem."
     "Uhh... Please?"
     "Why?" Tristan got a bit puppy-eyed, "You want me to go away? You don't like me?"
Jack practically ground his teeth to powder. "No.. I... like you.. Nevermind. Oh man..." If I have to dive on a sword to save this guy tonight I'm gonna be real mad.

In which the symphony has lousy security.

The intermission was running overtime, and the audience was getting restless. The stage manager was screaming at everyone available to find the damned soloist. She was a notorious prima donna but this was a bit much even. What melodrama! Doesn't she realize the importance of music to the hearts of Harlan!?

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November 9, 2011

By: Kelly

Due to popular demand, I've spared Tristan's life... hahaha just kidding, I was going to anyway. :P By the way that thing Sarah is holding is supposed to be one of those eyelash thingies... what are they called? Anyway, I was proud for being able to draw one, hah....
Well I went to Shonen Knife last night, and they were great. But... note to high-ponytail having drunk girls and their bleach blonde punk boyfriends - you are not cute and not charming, and I don't appreciate you cutting in front of me and sticking your cottonball heads in my face during "Banana Chips" and stepping on my nice shoes. I hope you get an unplanned pregnancy because I hate you and I hate babies. Phew. Feels better.

TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

THEODORE: Aw, another baby.

TRISTAN: So good to see you!

TRISTAN: Hi! I never meet you, Jack’s friend.

THEODORE: Yes, you never ‘meet me.’ Haha... Oh charming foreigners.

THEODORE: Are you ready for the demonstration? Keep in mind, I am younger than these Circle members.

What I can do, you can do as well...

THEODORE: And in here...

TRISTAN: No no! Um sorry! Sarah doesn’t have bothers!

SARAH: Fuck off I’m--!

SARAH: ...Who--Theodore? The hell? What did you do to yourself? Where’s your mommy?

THEODORE: You... So rude. I never much liked you.