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VITUS : You remember Jack...
TRISTAN: Hullo!
TRISTAN: Sorry I am scary before.
JACK: Oh n-no, heh...
JACK: You're always, um, lovely!
VOICE FROM CAR : GAAAYYYYY.
VITUS: --and you remember Darren...
VITUS: Can you stick with Tristan, I gotta make sure Darren doesn't murder the world.
DARREN: I CAN HEAR THAT
JACK: Oh, uh, sure... I could do that.
TRISTAN: I go walk around OK? I’m not bad.
JACK: ...OK, just for a bit...
JEANNIE: OMG your new friends are soooo hot! I want a Jack burger with Tristan fries, and wash it down with a Vitus milkshake!
DARREN: That's... disgusting Jeannie.
JACK: Hey how's it going?
JEANNIE: Lots better since you got closer, doll face.
JACK: Tee hee..
DARREN: Yeah so Jack... this is chopped liver's friend Jeannie!
JEANNIE: Har dee har, why are you friends with this idiot, huh Jack?
JACK: We go way back, why, Darren's always-- um... loved frogs?
JEANNIE: He DOES doesn't he?!
DARREN: <Can the cockblock triplets PLEASE buzz off?!>
JACK: <‘Blocking’ is not my specialty with those.> You see Tristan?
DARREN: You mean Giancarlo underwear model # 3? He’s probably showing his junk to some anorexic girls.
JACK: Whatever... I’m gone. <I WILL kick your ass if you hurt that girl. Your mom isn’t here to save you.>
DARREN: WHAT?!
JEANNIE: DARREN! You are such a dickbag, GOD!
JACK: <Yup, all the triplets’ fault...>
DARREN: GO! AWAY!
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