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SARAH : Where is he?
DEMETRI: Hello Sarah. Hello Sarah’s nipples.
SARAH: I know he’s here, where?
DEMETRI: Oh silly me,
he was under
this cushion
the whole time.
TRISTAN: Sorry Ms. Um, Sorry--
SARAH: Why did you leave
without permission?
TRISTAN: I need to wash hands...
DEMETRI: Hello I’m trying
to catch up
on the news--
PHONE: DIDIDIDIDIDI DANCE TRANCE!
VITUS: Hey Demy, um,
how would you
like to spend time
with the kids?
DEMETRI: While I'd love to see Jack--
TRISTAN: Jack? Can I see Jack?
SARAH: No!
DEMETRI: Jack? Oh he’s a charmer isn’t he?
TRISTAN: Yeah sure.
He’s a nice man.
And um, the
blondie man... Great.
SARAH: WHAT? I said no!
DEMETRI: You don’t want
to raise a
wallflower,
Sarah...
SARAH: What the fuck ever! See if I care.
DEMETRI: Sounds like you’ve
got another one Vitus,
you’re welcome.
DEMETRI: Ahh where was I--
new tiger cubs
at the --
DEMETRI: Speak of the devil... Aw, sweetie...
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