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CHAPTER 4, PAGE 18
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       Darren knew deep inside that he really wasn't human any more, and neither was this guy. Yet, he could sense that the two of them still had some measure of humanity left, unlike those creepy monsters. That lady, Helen, she seemed nice but she was a weird freak. He couldn't make sense of the stories she told, how much of it was bullshit? Those magic tricks she showed him, that wasn't just parlor games either. Her sister, the silent smirker, what terrible thoughts lurked behind that blond head? --and he couldn't even think about Mr. Gangles, the tall freak. He was the most dreadful of all.

In which Darren has a varsity jacket phobia.

Darren tried to heave his dinner up, pathetically.
       "Oh please. I'm not that gross. Your body needs that, it's not in your belly anyway, it goes into your veins real quick." Jack folded his arms.
       "Man! I.. I can't do this!"
       "Why not? You gotta eat somehow..."
       "No, I mean, it's against GOD man!"
       "...You are not serious."
       "Yes! I mean, like all the abominations and shit? I don't wanna be that!"
       "I've been an 'abomination' since I was 12. It ain't that bad, trust me."

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     July 13, 2011
     By:  Kelly

Today is Christopher's birthday! Happy birthday bro! <3
Also: panel 3 is my weak homage to Suehiro Maruo.

             TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

JACK : OK so I guess I’ll show you the basics.

DARREN: Does this include secret weaknesses? Like, for the killing?

JACK: I‘m getting good at this one.

DARREN: AHHHHHH!!!!

JACK: Being fast is useful.

JACK : Not my specialty but.. Oh come on, this isn’t scary at all.

JACK (DISEMBODIED VOICE): Oh wait, you can’t do this one. Sorry.

JACK: And the monster-- oh nevermind.

DARREN: God I’m... I’m hungry, man.

JACK: Already? You didn’t even do anything.

DARREN : Don’t bust my balls dude.

JACK: Here, have some of my blood.

DARREN: N-no! I can’t do that!

JACK: C‘mon, me and Vitus do it all the time.

DARREN: I don’t need to know what you guys “do.”

DARREN: Wh-what are you doing?

JACK: Sure you don’t want it?

JACK: Mn- that always feels weird.

DARREN: What’d you make me do?!

JACK: Oh yeah, all my fault. Straight boys are always the same.

 
 
 
 
 
 
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