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JACK : OK so I guess I’ll
show you the basics.
DARREN: Does this include
secret weaknesses?
Like, for the killing?
JACK: I‘m getting good
at this one.
DARREN: AHHHHHH!!!!
JACK: Being fast is useful.
JACK : Not my specialty but.. Oh come on,
this isn’t
scary at all.
JACK (DISEMBODIED VOICE): Oh wait, you
can’t do this
one. Sorry.
JACK: And the monster--
oh nevermind.
DARREN: God I’m... I’m
hungry, man.
JACK: Already? You
didn’t even do
anything.
DARREN : Don’t bust my
balls dude.
JACK: Here, have some
of my blood.
DARREN: N-no!
I can’t do that!
JACK: C‘mon, me and
Vitus do it all
the time.
DARREN: I don’t need to
know what you
guys “do.”
DARREN: Wh-what are
you doing?
JACK: Sure you don’t
want it?
JACK: Mn- that always
feels weird.
DARREN: What’d you make
me do?!
JACK: Oh yeah, all my fault. Straight boys
are always
the same.
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