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CHAPTER 8 - PAGE 11
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      "Ohhhhh maaaaaannnn..."
      "No no no, listen... it's OKAY. We okay, yeah?"
      "No man. I dunno. I was off this stuff for good and now, man... what if I'm an addict again?"
      "No no! It's not. Um. What do you think those guys take?"
      "Fuckin' goofballs? Hell if I know. Damn. That wasn't the regular smack."
      "SHHHH!! Quiet, no. No. Quiet. Okay. Hey I have phone message." Tristan had to clamp his hand over his mouth to keep from giggling as he listened.
      "What? What is it?" Darren flopped around on the bed, trying to hold his eyelids open with his fingers.
      "Jack. He say he bringing a frand but they have to get dirt first? Does that make sense? Dirt means... like... wait. We're going to be cool, right? No drugs. Nope."
      "Umm. What?"
      "Darren, why you make us have drug guys bloods tonight? Why."
      "I know! Oh Lord. I know so hard."
The two vampires stared at each other for a long awkward moment.
      "Hey uh, I don't really feel it anymore, " Darren said.
      Tristan glanced around furtively, "Me either. Um... Want to keep pretending though? That was fun."
      "No."

In which it was the shower's 40th birthday.

 

       "Ahahah no kidding!" Darren chuckled, lying back again, "Ever notice it's always 'THE BIGGEST SPIDER EVER?!' 'It's like not even from Glenland or something, like a.. CONTINENTAL spider that rode here on a ferry! OH. MAH GAWD." Darren laughed loudly at his Jack impression and flopped around on the bed excessively.
       "I don't do that..." Jack frowned, "that's not even that funny."
       "It's like... the size of a PIZZA! I can't even look at it! I'll DIE you guys. I'll DIE. You HAVE to help me!" Darren continued laughing his head off.
Jack made an offended expression, "Spiders are creepy! I don't want them to touch me, it's not my fault--"

BANG!

"What the fuck!" Jack flailed his arms at the sudden noise.
Allison yelled from the bathroom, "SORRY! You didn't want to keep that creepy thing did you?"

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     July 5th, 2012
     By:  Kelly

I wish I could have one of you guys sitting behind me as I worked and say JUST STOP OH STOP PLEASE JUST STOP so I don't fuss on tiny details for hours upon hours. Ugh. Well, we're getting closer and closer to very cool things! Super scary stuff, sexy stuff, 200 comics...

             TRANSCRIPT:  This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

1.)

(Jack introduces Allison back at the hotel.)

JACK: So guys, this is my friend Allison. She’ll stay with us for a while.

ALLISON: Hello.

2.)

(Darren lounges around on his bed, Tristan wears a metal t-shirt.)

TRISTAN: Hullo! How do?

DARREN:Uh, yo.

3.)

DARREN: Yeah that’s cool and all, but where is she gonna sleep? I claimed this bed.

4.)

(Jack looks unhappy about Tristan giving up his bed spot.)

ALLISON: Oh I can just sleep in the bathtub...

TRISTAN: No way! I do that, you can sleep in Jack’s bed.

ALLISON: Oh no, really, it’s okay--

TRISTAN: No no, girls should get bed! I sleep in bathtub.

5.)

(Jack looks irritated as Allison and Tristan talk.)

ALLISON: Aww, well--

TRISTAN: You should be comfortable! I be better in there.

ALLISON: Thanks I guess. Hey is that a Rød Knytnæve shirt?

6.)

(Jack stalks off with an annoyed expression as Tristan and Allison chat.)

JACK: Yeeeah I’m gonna go have a shower.

TRISTAN: You like them? We just go to the concert.

ALLISON: Nice! How was it?

TRISTAN: Really cool!

ALLISON: That’s funny, I was just thinking about them the other day.

7.)

(Jack opens the shower curtain.)

8.)

(A black balloon hits Jack in the head.)

9.)

(Jack sees a black balloon wobbling around in the shower.)

10.)

(Jack slams the bathroom door behind him.)

JACK: WHY is there a balloon in the shower? Why?! Does someone think it’s f-fucking funny?

ALLISON: Huh?

11.)

DARREN:  A balloon? Why would that be funny? I mean, maybe if you were like, three...

12.)

TRISTAN:  Don’t worry Jack, maybe someone just leave it behind when they clean?

JACK: A balloon?! Do they even clean here?

TRISTAN: We got messed up earlier, maybe we do that and forget.

13.)

(Allison holds up a zipper bag of dirt.)

JACK: -God, how messed up were you...

ALLISON: Y’know, I’ll have to sleep in there. Dirt nap and all. Later guys.

14.)

(Tristan pats Jack on the shoulder.)

TRISTAN: Don’t feel bad, sometimes it’s okay to be scared. At least it’s not big spider, this time? Haha...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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