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1.)
(Jack introduces Allison back at the hotel.)
JACK: So guys, this is
my friend Allison.
She’ll stay with
us for a while.
ALLISON: Hello.
2.)
(Darren lounges around on his bed, Tristan wears a metal t-shirt.)
TRISTAN: Hullo! How do?
DARREN:Uh, yo.
3.)
DARREN: Yeah that’s cool and all,
but where is she gonna sleep?
I claimed this bed.
4.)
(Jack looks unhappy about Tristan giving up his bed spot.)
ALLISON: Oh I can just sleep
in the bathtub...
TRISTAN: No way! I do that,
you can sleep in
Jack’s bed.
ALLISON: Oh no, really,
it’s okay--
TRISTAN: No no, girls should
get bed! I sleep
in bathtub.
5.)
(Jack looks irritated as Allison and Tristan talk.)
ALLISON: Aww, well--
TRISTAN: You should be comfortable!
I be better in there.
ALLISON: Thanks I guess.
Hey is that a
Rød Knytnæve
shirt?
6.)
(Jack stalks off with an annoyed expression as Tristan and Allison chat.)
JACK: Yeeeah I’m gonna
go have a shower.
TRISTAN: You like them?
We just go to the
concert.
ALLISON: Nice! How was it?
TRISTAN: Really
cool!
ALLISON: That’s funny,
I was just
thinking about
them the other day.
7.)
(Jack opens the shower curtain.)
8.)
(A black balloon hits Jack in the head.)
9.)
(Jack sees a black balloon wobbling around in the shower.)
10.)
(Jack slams the bathroom door behind him.)
JACK: WHY is there a
balloon in the shower? Why?! Does someone
think it’s f-fucking
funny?
ALLISON: Huh?
11.)
DARREN: A balloon?
Why would
that be funny? I mean, maybe if
you were like,
three...
12.)
TRISTAN: Don’t worry Jack,
maybe someone
just leave it behind
when they
clean?
JACK: A balloon?! Do they even
clean here?
TRISTAN: We got messed up
earlier, maybe we do
that and forget.
13.)
(Allison holds up a zipper bag of dirt.)
JACK: -God, how messed up
were you...
ALLISON: Y’know, I’ll have
to sleep in there. Dirt nap and all. Later guys.
14.)
(Tristan pats Jack on the shoulder.)
TRISTAN: Don’t feel bad,
sometimes it’s
okay to be
scared. At least it’s
not big spider,
this time?
Haha... |