1.)
(Thierry, Allison and Claude sit on some cushions in the candlelit room, having a discussion.)
THIERRY: Is this really
worth it?
ALLISON: Well YEAH...
we gotta help--
2.)
(An axe blade suddenly comes swinging between their heads, as they duck out of the way.)
3.)
(They face Bostwick, who grins creepily, holding on to his axe.)
THIERRY: Who the
fuck are
you?!
BOSTWICK: Your undoing,
children!
4.)
(Bostwick swings the axe as Thierry and Allison flee.)
5.)
(Allison turns with goat eyes, baring her claws while Claude helps.)
ALLISON: Back off
dude!
6.)
(Bostwick pauses to be a condescending dick. Thierry sneaks up behind him carrying a giant disco ball.)
BOSTWICK: Hahaha, oh that is
just darling.
7.)
(Bostwick's dickery is interrupted by a blow to the dome with the disco ball.)
BOSTWICK: Am I supposed
to--
8.)
(Allison tears his throat out as he's caught off balance.)
ALLISON: Tell me,
is this
‘darling?’
9.)
(Allison has her boot on the unconscious Bostwick's head, which is making a grody cracking.)
THIERRY: Eugh..
ALLISON: Damn boy,
never heard a
skull crack?
THIERRY: Well
YEAH but--
10.)
(In a store room, they clean up. Bostwick's corpse is in a plastic trash can, Claude sits on his knee. Allison washes blood off her hands, and there are bloody smears leading up to the trash can. Thierry is opening a bottle of alcohol.)
ALLISON: Who the hell
was that
anyway?
THIERRY: Beats me.
So we need
to disconnect
that smoke
alarm...
11.)
(In a dark alley, Darren finds himself cornered. The creepy vulture monster draws closer.)
MEANWHILE...
DARREN: Ohhh shit.
um..can we just
work something
out?
12.)
(The vulture monster leaks gooey pus out of its eyes, flies buzzing around.)
13.)
(With a 'FOOM', the alley begins burning, the monster is distracted.)
14.)
(The monster turns as the alley is in flames.)
OFF SCREEN VOICE: You trifle with
Lord Greyburn?!
15.)
(Greyburn stands behind the monster, waving his arms. The monster is freaked.)
AUBREY??: Avant thee
monster! Get out of here
and stuff!
16.)
(Aubrey claps happily as the monster flies away.)
AUBREY??: Yay!
17.)
(Darren is incredulous.)
DARREN: Wh--Greyburn?!
18.)
(Aubrey turns into Helen, and the flames of the alley are distinguished into ectoplasm. She hugs Darren tightly with a happy tear in her eye. Darren is confused.)
HELEN: No it’s me!
AWWWW SWEETIE
I missed you!
DARREN: Wut.