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1.)
(Francesca and Demetri lounge. She looks contrite and he looks annoyed.)
FRANCESCA: Did I mention
that I was
sorry?
CELL PHONE: DIDIDIDIDIDI DANCE TRANCE!
2.)
(Demetri reluctantly answers his cell phone.)
DEMETRI: Goody. Who wants
to scream at me now?
3.)
(Demetri is shocked to hear a familiar voice - someone he had given up for dead.)
VOICE ON PHONE: ....
Demetri......Can you--
I need...
Please.
Come
here...?
DEMETRI: --JACK?!
4.)
(Francesca looks alarmed and wary.)
DEMETRI (OFF SCREEN) : Where-- ...Yes, I’ll be
right there!
5.)
(Thierry and Allison are trying to do magic in a room full of candles and loud, "evil" music.)
THIERRY: Spirits!
We’re looking
for a friend!
6.)
(Out in the hall, Bostwick lurks - armed with an axe.)
OFF SCREEN ALLISON: Maybe you should
turn the music
down...
OFF SCREEN THIERRY: What?
No way.
7.)
(As he draws closer, a door creaks open slightly.)
8.)
(Claude peeks out of a room, all hella tiny.)
9.)
(Bostwick laughs, though his axe is still in a firm grip.)
BOSTWICK: Hahaha!
What is
that?
10.)
(Claude closes the door behind himself, somehow. The staredown begins.)
11.)
(Bostwick stares in fascination at the tiny threat.)
12.)
(Claude's face gets subtly creepier. STARE!)
13.)
(Bostwick looks unimpressed, loosening his grip.)
BOSTWICK: Is that
supposed to
be intimid-
14.)
(Claude has become giant! Mid-transformation, his legs are still tiny, but his head is big enough to
start swallowing Bostwick whole. The vampire's legs dangle from the demon's mouth comically.)
15.)
(Claude looks dismayed as an axe erupts from his back in a splash of blood.)
16.)
(Back in Thierry's magic room, he has turned off the music. The two hear a noise.)
THIERRY:Okay now
are you h--
17.)
(Having come out into the hall, Thierry and Allison find Claude face down, tiny again, and with a wound on his back.)
THIERRY: Claude!
18.)
(Back in the magic room, Thierry puts a bandage on Claude's injury. He and Allison wear tender expressions. Bostwick's shadow looms behind.)
THIERRY:C'est malheureux!
Aww... All better.
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