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CHAPTER 9 - PAGE 19

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      "Fran. You had one thing to do--"
      "I know! Demy, I'm really really sorry. Very sorry. Come on, we'll figure this out."
      "Figure out what, exactly? It's one thing to have our little sister cranky at us, it's quite another to unexpectedly have very powerful enemies."
      "We took Tomasz out, we can do anything!"
      "...So, just kill everyone then?"
      "Well..."
      "You'd do it, wouldn't you?"
      "For you, dearest brother, anything."
      "Cute, but I'm still angry."
      "Yeah... :( "

In which Claude gets dyspepsia.

      "What happened to him? Is that thing... is it alive? What is it?"
Allison eyed the fuzzy little creature suspiciously. She gently poked a limp fuzzy arm with her finger, and found it soft like a bunny rabbit.
      "Oh he probably just got in a fight with a rat. Maybe he ate some heroin from the bathroom again. He's always getting into trouble, the little scamp."
      "Seriously, what is he? He kinda smells like a cinnamon roll."
      "Oh he's just a little demon. He's not very useful, but he's pretty cute, non? We've been together for I think, 150 years."
      "...That's creepy."
      "What? We're just friends!"
      "No, I mean creepy that you are more than 150 years old. Yugh. Creepy."
      "Aw no no bebe, come on, don't be like that..."

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     April 21st, 2013
     By:  Kelly

Sorry for being so late you guys, I feel bad. :( I had da wurst day at work this week and had to recover really hard.

Well, I had this page in my head for a long time, poor Claude! I hope Bostwick moustaches and little Claude butts make up for my tardiness. :3

(PS-- we're trying a switch over to Intense Debate for comments, please let us know if anything screws up or you hate it!)

            TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

1.)

(Francesca and Demetri lounge. She looks contrite and he looks annoyed.)

FRANCESCA: Did I mention that I was sorry?

CELL PHONE: DIDIDIDIDIDI DANCE TRANCE!

2.)

(Demetri reluctantly answers his cell phone.)

DEMETRI: Goody. Who wants to scream at me now?

3.)

(Demetri is shocked to hear a familiar voice - someone he had given up for dead.)

VOICE ON PHONE: .... Demetri......Can you-- I need... Please. Come here...?

DEMETRI: --JACK?!

4.)

(Francesca looks alarmed and wary.)

DEMETRI (OFF SCREEN) : Where-- ...Yes, I’ll be right there!

5.)

(Thierry and Allison are trying to do magic in a room full of candles and loud, "evil" music.)

THIERRY: Spirits! We’re looking for a friend!

6.)

(Out in the hall, Bostwick lurks - armed with an axe.)

OFF SCREEN ALLISON: Maybe you should turn the music down...

OFF SCREEN THIERRY: What? No way.

7.)

(As he draws closer, a door creaks open slightly.)

8.)

(Claude peeks out of a room, all hella tiny.)

9.)

(Bostwick laughs, though his axe is still in a firm grip.)

BOSTWICK: Hahaha! What is that?

10.)

(Claude closes the door behind himself, somehow. The staredown begins.)

11.)

(Bostwick stares in fascination at the tiny threat.)

12.)

(Claude's face gets subtly creepier. STARE!)

13.)

(Bostwick looks unimpressed, loosening his grip.)

BOSTWICK: Is that supposed to be intimid-

14.)

(Claude has become giant! Mid-transformation, his legs are still tiny, but his head is big enough to
  start swallowing Bostwick whole. The vampire's legs dangle from the demon's mouth comically.)

15.)

(Claude looks dismayed as an axe erupts from his back in a splash of blood.)

16.)

(Back in Thierry's magic room, he has turned off the music. The two hear a noise.)

THIERRY:Okay now are you h--

17.)

(Having come out into the hall, Thierry and Allison find Claude face down, tiny again, and with a wound on his back.)

THIERRY: Claude!

18.)

(Back in the magic room, Thierry puts a bandage on Claude's injury. He and Allison wear tender expressions. Bostwick's shadow looms behind.)

THIERRY:C'est malheureux! Aww... All better.

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
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