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CHAPTER 3, PAGE 7 -- BY CHRISTOPHER PART 2!
(Transcript and visual captions below}
As Helen remembered the day she met Darren, it all seemed perfect. The others had told her to pick someone who seemed kind of cool, but that she wouldn't miss if things went badly. Darren needed help then and she didn't doubt he'd fall back into dissolute ways, if left to his own devices. And if things didn't turn out well for him... How much worse would that be than this?
In which Darren learns a Very Special Lesson.

     "Hel," said Charlotte, "Did I hear you say something about 'the Power of the Soul?'"
     "Ahem. Yes. Well, he doesn't seem like the type to watch Necromancer Island, so he probably won't catch the reference."
     "I love that show! With Desiderio Stackpole and the alligators..."

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     April 13, 2011
     By:  Kelly

     Aw my honey was too sleepeh to write his post. Wotta guy, he labored that I might lay around with my feet up drinking tropical drinks with complicated straws. Great work darl'! Your comics are much more glowy than mine. Dull old Kelly style returns this Friday, fresh and envigorated with the healing power of SATAN!

             TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

HELEN: DARREN, this is important! I learned the High Art of the Soul from Master Baba Lama Mamba and practiced it in a hole for a decade!

DARREN: You look like twenty, tops.

HELEN: SO? I was his favorite child. Pay attention.

HELEN: I have the power to draw your soul out of your body, and destroy it if I so will it!

HELEN: I can show you your soul- your true self - so that you may take account of your life!

DARREN: far out

HELEN: WILL YOU SEE IT? WILL YOU GAZE UPON WHAT OTHERS MUST DIE TO EVEN GLIMPSE?!

DARREN: Y-Yes?

HELEN: BEHOLD! ... THE POWER OF TEH SOUL!

HELEN: DARREN! What have you done to your SOUL?!

DARREN: I don't know! C-could it be the smack?

HELEN: YES! The smack! Your soul is rotten! How can you find salvation? It's too much to bear!

HELEN: You must rest now, sleep!

HELEN: After I drag this guy out of here, could you sanitize the place?

CHARLOTTE: Sure thing, love.

HELEN: Wotta ragamuffin.

 
 
 
 
 
 
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