TALL LADY: Omigod, Josie, this is Helen. She's a real-life wizard!

JOSEPHINE: Wow, really?

HELEN: Amazing party, Josephine!

PAOLO: SOB

STEVE: uff!

PAOLO: BLUH-A BLUH BLUH..

STEVE: FUCK YOU, MAN!

HELEN: Paolo?

PAOLO: Helen?

HELEN: Oh, Paolo. You aren't still crying about the Belfries, are you? That was months ago.

PAOLO: No, (bluh) It's Darren, man, He (snif) cut me to the b-bone! So cruel! (bluh)

HELEN: The singer? You didn't need that guy, chum.

PAOLO: It's not that, (snif) I just hate to see him (bluh) throwing his life away!

HELEN: Aww... I'm so sorry. Where is he?

PAOLO: Hangin' with Heroin Harry.

HELEN: Oh no!

HELEN: ...I'll go talk to him... ...I can be pretty good at these things.

HELEN: HEY DARREN!

HELEN: You're Darren?

DARREN: Yeah. Whatchu want, lady?

HELEN: I heard you were here, the front guy for the Belfries, and was like "wanna go to my party?" I know y'all broke up, but still... though it looks like you're busy, so...

DARREN: Yeah, man... ...Heroin Harry and I have important business... Harry, that thing about bringing world peace with your love spell, was that tonight?

HEROIN HARRY: I don't know you, motherfucker!

DARREN: Harry was a spook, y'know?

HELEN: Oh, wow, that does sound important. But we won't be long! As it happens, I'm a wizard too, and I've a spell to show you...

DARREN: WUT

HELEN: ... Come along, Darren.

DARREN: Oh man. It's too warm in here. I'm gonna pass out.

HELEN: Hmph.

HELEN: DARREN! This is important! Do you hear me?

DARREN: Yuh - Yes'm.