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CHAPTER 2, PAGE 13
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   "Vitus-- I can't do that again! I'd rather... starve I guess!"
   "Oh please. Thinking I'm a murderer again are we? Think logically Jack, there's a minimum of thirty of us in Harlan. If we killed every time we ate, that'd be more than 1,000 mysterious deaths by exsanguination a year. There are other ways."
The two vampires whispered to each other in voices inaudible to the human ear, as Vitus continued a banal yet productive conversation with two off duty night clerks.
   "What were you two majoring in again?" one asked him.
   "Business." he said without hesitation. Right answer. He was good at this.
In which one should not bet against a corpse's constitution.
   "Don't freak out again, don't freak out again, don't freak out again..."
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    These are their stories
     March 02, 2011
     By:  Kelly

     Can you tell I haven't watched television since 2001? Thanks to Christopher for supplying the pun in question. I really loved drawing the tacky hotel art that you can hardly see. The three pillars of hotel art: lighthouses, sailboats and people with colorful umbrellas. What's the water obsession? Beats me. Oh and for the record - Jack's lady friend there is not TV's Jennifer Aniston. Just fyi.

             TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

VITUS VO: Just gotta get them sleeping. So first: some biological functions are still possible. Circulation is not automatic, but you can force it for... amorous activities.

JACK VO: I can't!

VITUS VO: Just think of... uh, whatever does it for you-- Oh, and no worry about well... fertilization.

JACK VO: No! I mean... so awkward.

VITUS VO: Sorry pal, you wanna eat you'll have to do it my way tonight.

SEXY LADY: Are you ready yet?

JACK: Hey, let's play a drinking game!

SEXY LADY: Uh, think I'm good.

JACK: No no, it's totally fun!

TV (the Beat): Looks like this poor boy's lost his mind

JACK: Every time they make a morbid pun, take a drink--
 
 
 
 
 
 
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