1.)

(Darren and Jack walk this empty street, along the boulevard of broken dreams.)

DARREN: Fuuuuck.

2.)

(Jack and Darren observe at a distance - two constables are being rude to an old woman at an automated bank machine.)

DARREN: This place is crawlin’ with cops.

JACK: Eww... how unsanitary.

3.)

(The cops are being quite rude and pointing tasers.)

COP 1: Hey lady, why you so eager t’get to this ABM, huh?

COP 2: Old ladies don’t have money! What’s your real motive?

4.)

(She flips them the bird.)

ANGRY GRANNY: Fuckin’ pigs!

5.)

(The cops tased the old lady! She is in agony, buzzing with electricity. Jack and Darren are in the background, shocked in the metaphorical.)

6.)

(From the dash cam of the cop car, Jack and Darren can be seen approaching the melee.)

DARREN: Aw shit.

7.)

(In the dash cam, the vampires are a little closer and now cloaked in CatCat-styled digital monster masks.)

DARREN CAT: Police Brutality.

8.)

(From the camera eye of the ABM, Jack and Darren are helping the faint old lady, while the cops get ready for action.)

DARREN CAT: 'Sup.

9.)

(Jack stands before the cops, covering the lower part of his face with a forearm.
    His cat masks work on the cameras, but not on piggy eyes. Cops look cocky.)

COP 1: ABM’s closed.

COP 2: You wanna try us, Nancy boy?

10.)

(Jack gives them the mesmeric big eye, looking Draculish with his arm and hand posed dramatically.)

JACK: You never saw this! Also you are incompetent.

11.)

(The cops have been electrocuted by their own tasers! They bare their teeth in a rictus of electrical agony.)

12.)

("LATER," reads the intertitle. The gentlemen are driving the streets again, and see cops at yet another ABM.)

DARREN: They’re everywhere, man! Nothing better to do, I guess. Fudgin’ weak-ass crime scene.

13.)

(Darren looks annoyed, the old lady sits in the back seat with hair disheveled, and Jack sports a sporty grin.)

DARREN: How we gonna let cops ruin our night?

JACK: We aren’t! Remember?

14.)

(In a colorful bubble panel, Darren begins his thought...)

DARREN: Oh yeah. I almost forgot.

15.)

(...and in a fancy giant low-angle panel with evil wizard hands. he finishes it.)

DARREN: GLOBAL CHAOSSSSsss and shit.