1.)

  (A title panel - the whole comic is in the format of a Sunday edition of a daily comic, but in black
and white with splashes of blue. We see an issue title in a kicky font with skulls for Os, above a gang
    of ghoulish semi-amorphous monsters, the image accented with stars and dangling syringes.)

BLUISH GREY ACTIONY TEXT: REAL ADVENTURES^TM IN

BLUE DRIPPY TEXT:  ORGAN REMOVAL

SMALLER TEXT:  FEATURING

BLUE-LINED WHITE TEXT ISSUE TITLE:  MORBID HALLUCINATIONS

MONSTER ONE:  NYUK NYUK NYUK!

MONSTER TWO:  WOO WOO  WOO WOO!

MONSTER THREE:  NYER ER ER

2.)

  (Kelly is back in his hospital bed / medical bondage, recovering from surgery. Chronic Pain has him full of metaphorical swords
and is offering praise to its unspeakable creator. Christopher is concerned at Kelly's appearance - he looks zonked and wrecked up.)

ANNOYING MACHINES: EEP EEP EEP EEP EEP EEP

CHRISTOPHER:  Jeezis, u look tore up from the floor up.

KELLY:  I admit I'm not doing so hot

CHRONIC PAIN:  HAIL

ANNOYING MACHINES: FSSH GASHUNK FSSH GASHUNK

3.)

    (Now we see the world as Kelly is experiencing it, all morbid hallucigenia. Tubes dangle and drip above, stars blink in the air.
  Christopher is weird monster with a blue forked tongue and clutching his left leg. Kelly is rotting and spiral-eyed, reaching out
with his left arm as it decomposes and the hand sloughs off. A fish splashes in his exposed intestines, his right arm is impaled with
  two spikes, and some unseen imps grip his right leg with four tiny hands. In the foreground a robot arm flips Kelly the bird.)

INTERTITLE:  INSIDE THOSE BRAINZ ...

KELLY:  Stop grabbin my leg man

CHRISTOPHER:  Whut

4.)

(Back in the real world, Kelly abruptly and explosively vomits.)

KELLY:  BBLEAARGGGH

5.)

   (Kelly has recovered from hallucinating and seems relieved, but still exhausted and now vomit-flecked. Chronic Pain peeks over the
edge of his leg, momentarily scared out of place by the torrent. His swords remain, though a few loosened. Chris gestures inquisitively.)

ANNOYING MACHINES: EEP EEP EEP EEP EEP

KELLY:  I feel much better.

CHRISTOPHER:  Still horrible tho?

KELLY:  Very much so.

ANNOYING MACHINES: FSSH GASHUNK