KELLY:  You can do this Kelly! Ughhh

KELLY:  Ahem.. Vitus?

VITUS:  Oh you seem familiar... Like you know my innermost thoughts and desires. What up.

KELLY:  You won this poll! Everyone likes you!

VITUS:  Wow! I’ve never been popular before. What do I win?

KELLY:  You get to star in a bonus comic!

VITUS:  Exciting! What’s the premise?

KELLY:  Weellll uh, this and that.. People like horror and comedy.. and...

COMPUTER: SEXY VITUS HAVING SEX!! + HOT SEXY VITUS SEXY SEX AND SEXY NAKED SEX! (AND GAY)

KELLY:  Yeah, haha that’s what the people want! Congratulations!

VITUS:  I‘m... speechless.

KELLY:  You posed nude early on-- anyway..

VITUS:  Oh GOD it won’t be that one ‘alternate world’--

KELLY:  No no no, that’s um, totally private.

KELLY:  It’ll be fine, I’ve got artistic integrity and shit.

VITUS:  Okay, I guess it’s better than re-reading Post-Modern Economics.

KELLY:  Right! Yeah way to be a sport.

CHRISTOPHER:  Did he buy it?

KELLY:  Think so, good thing we made him such a wuss.

JACK:  Ahem...

JACK:  So about this part in Chapter Five...

KELLY:  Step off.