AUDIENCE: Do you believe in a god?

JACK: What? Why? Why?

AUDIENCE: Answer the question.

JACK: I don’t know...

AUDIENCE: Is that your answer?

JACK: Yes! I.. I don’t know!

AUDIENCE: How many people have you slept with?

JACK: What?!

AUDIENCE: Answer.

JACK: No! I.. why?!

AUDIENCE: Can’t remember?

JACK: No! I.. I don’t want--

AUDIENCE: You WILL answer.

JACK: ...I’m not sure... 5?

AUDIENCE: Not just this month.

JACK: ...

AUDIENCE: Alright, recorded. Future plans?

JACK: Um! I.. writing I guess?

AUDIENCE: So specific. Recorded.

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AUDIENCE: Why is there suffering?

JACK: Are you kidding?

AUDIENCE: No. Answer.

JACK: I have no idea.

AUDIENCE: ...Really?

JACK: Yes.

AUDIENCE: *sigh* Okay. Is there alien intelligence?

JACK: Please! I dunno!

AUDIENCE: ...Okay. Your favorite music?

JACK: Oh for fuck’s sake!

AUDIENCE: Do we need to send someone over there?

JACK: No.. no. Fine, uh, Dr. PinkPink?

AUDIENCE: What’s that?

JACK: Um, e-electronic?

AUDIENCE: Recorded. Why should art be preserved?

JACK: I don’t know.

AUDIENCE: ...Fine. Recorded. Are you close to your family?

JACK: No.. I mean not really..