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1.)
(Minnie and Theodore walk the empty lobby of a cancer research center, closed for the night. She carries bulky luggage.)
MINNIE: Man, why does a dead guy have
so many theengs to pack?
THEODORE: Just my outfits
and a few weapons!
2.)
(Theo is pointing something out.)
THEODORE: Did you know this
hospital used to
be a sanitarium?
MINNIE: I don’t come
from here,
dummy.
3.)
(The elevator is opening to them.)
MINNIE: At least this place is
clean and has some
heating.
THEODORE: We’re not staying here,
we’re going to the
other realm.
MINNIE: *sigh*
4.)
(Inside, Theodore is pressing the fourth and fifth floor buttons simultaneously, with his pinky poised for perhaps a third button.)
THEODORE: We’re going to
a special floor.
5.)
(Minnie looks blankly at the elevator door, elevator music plays from above, and Theodore is smiling at her.)
6.)
(Theo's good spirits are irrepressible, as Minnie gets annoyed with him.)
MINNIE: Step off, creepy!
You had your
chance!
7.)
(The lights turn out as the elevator stops. Minnie looks alarmed, Theodore still chipper.)
8.)
(The elevator door opens on a dark hall - a deteriorated environment barely navigable in the gloom.)
9.)
(Minnie still seems frightened and Theodore wistful as they walk through the ruined hall.)
MINNIE:You pick jacked up places like this
‘cause you’re all
jacked up too?
THEODORE: ‘Jacked up?’
Yes, I suppose
Jack is on
my mind. We'll see him again.
10.)
(In a large room with a tiled floor, exposed concrete beams, and dead light fixtures, some weirdos sit around a card table.)
THEODORE: Hello friends!
MINCHIN: Hey pal!
11.)
(Left to right, it is Clyde Minchin in his human form, Ignatius Perrier, Olga, a menacing looking demon, and Consuela, all playing cards. The demon is wearing a greatcoat, scarf, and leather gloves. Its head is a long skull with antlers.)
THEODORE: Minnie, you know Olga and Consuela,
meet my friends Clyde, Ignatius
and Oomyip!
12.)
(Minnie seems to have remembered something, probably about not being in this place.)
MINNIE: Uhhhhhh
I got some
theengs... That aren’t here?
Yeah.
Human things.
Uh, see ya.
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