The Kingfisher - Horror webcomic - In which you gotta be nude to make it a FUNhouse, man!

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CHAPTER 5, PAGE 20
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The carnival music tinkled and pinged, ringing its tinny tone through the empty park. It sounded a bit creaky, like it hadn't been used in a long, long time. The funhouse seemed brand new though, all shiny paint and smooth facade. The inside glowed intriguingly and the twinkling lights above seemed friendly and cheerful. Jack forgot all about his rage and the trauma of not even an hour ago. The air was full of strange smells; old popcorn, candy floss, fresh paint, and the lingering scent of a thousand people he'd never met. His senses were caught up in the strange fanfare. He stepped towards the funhouse, with honest curiosity. How? Why? Who? Maybe it was an accident and he'd switched something when he was in destruction mode.
I hope it really is fun in there, I need some fun right now.
He paused, hearing over the music a new sound that grew closer. A squeaking wheel and the sound of footsteps.

In which you gotta be nude to make it a FUNhouse, man!

       "Hey--," Darren said as Akiko headed for the front door. "Don't you want to see the... whatever this classical music shit is? Didn't you buy a ticket?"
       "Oh. No, I just go here to pick up... um, cultured guys."
       "Fuck yeah. I'm cultured as it gets baby. So are you ladies into freaky stuff, or just regular?"
       "...So you don't read the local paper's back ads--"
       "Wait. Princess Akiko?! The dominatrix?! Oh shit-- I dunno I mean--"
Akiko sighed. "Relax pal, you think I bring my business home with me? You don't get that unless you sign a contract."
       Or you need some encouragement to talk...

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October 19, 2011

By: Kelly

SO CRAZY FOREVER! Well... I thought it was crazy anyway. OK from now on I'm not announcing any more crazy things, and you can assume every single page of the Kingfisher will be increasingly crazy until it's nonstop explosions intercut with hardcore sex. Or something. :3 Oh by the way, that's the first time I've drawn that side of Blockhead's profile since he became 'increasingly more powerful...'

TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

BLOCKHEAD: Welcome home asshole, nice ‘n comfy?

BLOCKHEAD: Well how great for you.

BLOCKHEAD: The lights had to be on and everything?

BLOCKHEAD: Such a fucking production.

AKIKO: Just a moment, I’ll make sure she’s ahem, ‘ready’.

DARREN: Huh huh. So Akiko ‘Jones’? Interesting...

AKIKO: Whatever.

AKIKO: We can do this, he’ll talk. The room’s set up.

AKIKO: We’re in here!

DARREN: Whoaaa. I don’t feel great. Sure I’m invited? Yes? Right...?

BLOCKHEAD: What now? What are you talking about? There’s no one here!