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LETTER : Thought you should see this. I wouldn’t
worry too much, who reads the
newspaper any more?
This Jack Ballard chap looks like a
nice kid, I wonder what new
life he’s going to lead...
OBITUARY: JACK BALLARD - AGE 23
I wish Jack was here to write this for me,
he was always a better writer.We miss you
and so do all the patients.We’ll try to have
fun without you but I don’t know how we’re
going to do it.
VITUS: So when you drop, don’t
think about the landing. The landing should just be
a natural extension of the fall
if you are doing it right.
VITUS: ...And make
sure all of your
brain gorillas
are purple,
and the fish
will receive you
with grace.
VITUS: Got something
on your
mind?
JACK: No.
VITUS: Hey... why don’t we
buy you a car?
Vitus bank is open
for loans again...
JACK: I said the SHINY one!
SHINY!
VITUS: Well, it’s not subtle,
is it? Guess you
aren’t a subtle
guy though.
JACK: Hey let’s go for a drive,
where do you like to
hang out? The library?
The... ultra library?
VITUS: Lake Forest.
JACK: Uh, if you say so...
Man I love driving
cars like this, they’re--
VITUS: Did you
kill someone
last night?
VITUS: Eyes on the road,
we’ll talk when
we get to the
lake. |