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CHAPTER 5, PAGE 7
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     Drinking vampire blood was strange, in some ways it didn't seem very pleasant, but that was just in comparison to the ecstatic experience of drinking fresh blood. It didn't taste bad, it was more like drinking water instead of taking heroin. There was something very nice about it though, feeling the weariness and sluggishness of death that you hadn't even noticed were there, slowly melt away. Also it wasn't half bad being in the arms of someone beautiful and kind, even if he didn't have a heartbeat.

In which 'splut splut' is not his ringtone.

       It was a good night, Vitus thought. He'd have to remember how fun it was to be in the company of grad students. No shuffling and flirting, just a simple lie about what his 'fetish' was. Easiness aside, he also got to have great conversation about everything from sociology to economics. He'd definitely have to stay in touch with Claudia and her roommate. Now... the kids. Jack will be fine, he's a good kid. That Darren though, he'd have to go spy on him to make sure he wasn't bathing in a river of blood by now. Which he might be...
       "I really shouldn't be allowed to be in charge of anything more important than a hamster."

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     Septemper 4, 2011
     By:  Kelly

Uh oh, Jack...

Sorry for the lateness, moving is really annoying. When I labor all day I actually have to sleep at night, WTF!? I hate it. Anyway, drawing cars is hard. The cretin in the second to last panel is my homage to Daniel Clowes, who was one of my early comic influences.

By the way, if you're sensitive to gore, you may want to avoid the next update.......

             TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

TRISTAN : Was it good?

JACK: Yes... Heheh... Thank you.

JACK: Soo.. um.

JACK: What’s wrong?

TRISTAN: I hear something is bad!

JACK : Aw man.

SARAH: Why don’t you answer your phone?!

TRISTAN: Oh no! I... lost it.

TRISTAN: I‘m so s--

SARAH: We go home NOW.

JACK: Bye...?

RADIO: That was Minzel’s Blue Violin... now more stringed delights for all you lovers...

DEMURE LADY : Eat my blood slave boy!

VITUS: Mmf!

TEXT: Vitus can’t come to the phone now.

JACK: (thinks) This is bullshit. I can’t even drive myself home.

ATTACKED WOMAN : Help!!

JACK: What the fuck dude! What’s wrong with you?! Get back here so I can kick your ass!

 
 
 
 
 
 
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