The Kingfisher - Horror webcomic - In which the hooker ballet would be actually kinda interesting.

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CHAPTER 5, PAGE 5
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     Tristan pushed his way through the thrumming masses, he wasn't used to being around humans, and especially not this many, this densely packed. Sometimes when he was hungry it became harder to see them as more than just wafting heat and throbbing veins. He focused on following Jack's scent, eager to look into someone's eyes without seeing the glow of their brain behind it. Jack was sitting on a sofa with a tiny human, he could see through the thin upholstery.
     "So that's not even the most interesting part about Minchin, you know how the shirts say "Minchin Liv--"
     "Oh hold that thought..." Jack interrupted the small human as he sensed Tristan was drawing closer.

In which the hooker ballet would be actually kinda interesting.

         Jack had gotten too into the heckling spirit. It reminded him of the old days of getting high behind the sport field with a bunch of other neglected children, shouting insults to jocks from behind the fence. He was a fast runner so he hadn't gotten caught back then, but there was no fence this time.
         "Oh no Jack, why did you make the ladies mad too?" Tristan moved slowly, forming a back to back position with him.
         "I... forgot what we were doing. I thought we were just being bitchy to rich kids."
         "No no, don't be mean for no reason. Be mean for good reasons!" Tristan made a beckoning gesture that Jack recognized from Ultra Fighter 10K. He hoped Dragomirs were actually as strong as their reputation, these kids were pretty under-fed but there were a lot of them, and had all they held dear insulted. (Which didn't take long.)

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August 26, 2011

By: Kelly

Thanks for your great birthday wishes everyone! I had a good time, I ate lots of frozen yogurt, got every Sims add on everrrrr (YES) and bought the Killer Inside Me (book) among other fun activities. Oh boy! Getting closer to the grave is funner than ever. I liked making this page, my favorite guy is the one right between Jack and Tristan in the last panel. He is SOO MAD!

TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

TRISTAN : Hey Jack I get hungry.

CHRIS: Whoa! Uh, hi! What’s um, up?

CHRIS: I‘m Chris. Oh -- and that’s Jack, I guess! Yeah hi. And you are...?

TRISTAN: Yeeeeeah. That’s great. I need to talk to my frand...?

CHRIS: Ohhhhh. I. Got it. um I gotta use the boy's room, heh!

JACK : Still hungry? I figured you were taking care of that. Didn’t find any ladies.? Or... whatever?

TRISTAN: Ladies?! Why would I do that!?

Jack almost pulled a dorky thrilled grin,
but maintained his cool exterior.
“Yeah, I hear some people prefer that,
I don’t get it either...” he joked.
“Wait, I get confused. I need to have bloods,
why would I fight a lady? I hope you don’t.”
“Fight...? Wait, you get your blood from
fighting people?”
“Yes... How you do it?”
“Sex them up and wait for them to sleep.”
“Oh...! That sounds... fun but too hard.”

JACK: No foolin. How do you start fights? You seem so nice.

TRISTAN: You know, I be like... “Hey stupid hat stupid guy!”

TRISTAN: Or like, hey you are a skinny guy!

OFFENDED PARTY : Don't judge me!

JACK: I can see your trust fund!

BE-HATTED LADY: No you CAN'T!

TRISTAN: You get those shoes from my mother or your's?

OFFENDED PARTY 2 : I buy my OWN CLOTHING now!

TRISTAN: Why do you put moss on your face -- or is it beard? To cover ugly face?

JACK: Better hurry, the hooker ballet is starting soon!

JACK: I think that band had a song in a car ad!

TRISTAN: Why you steal farmer clothes? They need that!

TRISTAN: Then you beat them all up!

JACK: Ohhh... right.

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