1.)

(Tristan stands behind Jack in the shower, he traces his hand down Jack's belly...)

TRISTAN: Hey how about something...

2.)

(He's totally gonna grab a penis.)

TRISTAN: Like this?

3.)

(The two boys look down at what Tristan's doing.)

TRISTAN: Heheh, that’s a nice one. Hm.

4.)

(Jack looks back at Tristan longingly.)

5.)

(Jack kisses him.)

6.)

(Tristan pulls away and Jack looks shocked.)

TRISTAN: So you clean now?

JACK: Uh!

7.)

(Tristan explains and Jack looks happy again.)

TRISTAN: You know, maybe we go to do stuff in the bed.

JACK: Oh!

8.)

(Darren considers climbing the stairs.)

JUST OUTSIDE...

DARREN: Hm.

9.)

DARREN: Fuck dat.

10.)

(He picks his ear, waiting for the elevator which opens with a 'BNG!')

11.)

(He gets in, the cheesy elevator music plays.)

12.)

(The music winds down strangely.)

13.)

(Darren finds himself in the dark, Scooby Doo style.)

14.)

(Tristan dries Jack with a towel as he laughs.)

TRISTAN: Ta-da! You’re clean guy now.

15.)

(Tristan holds Jack, and puts a hand on his neck.)

TRISTAN: You’re so tiny, like a funny kitty-cat. Classic sexy, too.

JACK: Heh, scrawny, wet, dead and scared. Real sexy.

16.)

(Tristan holds Jack protectively.)

TRISTAN: Hey, don’t be mean to yourself again. I don’t like it. You’re my best frand, ever. I want to help you...

17.)

(Tristan holds up a determined fist, and Jack is with him all the way.)

TRISTAN: ..with the power of sexy naked man!

JACK: That's a good power!