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1.)
(Heroin Harry lurches into his living room with wild, pink eyes. Darren looks annoyed, sitting on his couch and fiddling with a guitar.)
HEROIN HARRY: What are you
doing in here?
WHO ARE YOU.
DARREN: Damn it
Harry!!
2.)
(Heroin Harry readies his shades to shield his freaky cow eyeballs.)
DARREN: It’s Darren still,
you whacked-out freak.
You already let me in.
HEROIN HARRY:Ohhh...
DARREN: You won’t
remember in
five minutes.
Why do I
bother?
3.)
HEROIN HARRY: Hey stranger,
that tune makes me
want to vomit less!
4.)
DARREN: Yeah...
I’m pretty
good.
5.)
(Demetri approaches the front steps of the estate with some luggage, music notes are coming out from inside.)
AT THE DRAGOMIR ESTATE...
DEMETRI: Hip-hops
music?
6.)
(Demetri is stunned to see his home flooded with bizarre fairies and creatures that are boogying to a hot hip-hop jam, and his pets are running free and wild.)
HOT JAM: Woo boys ‘n’ girls gotta party up! Party up!
Party up!
7.)
(Demetri finds Florence boogying it up with a bunch of weird fairy people. She looks shocked.)
DEMETRI: Florence?! This is what
you do when
I’m gone?
HOT JAM: P-p-p-party!
8.)
(Florence looks embarrassed.)
ALLISON: I uh, didn’t expect you
back so soon...!
9.)
(The creatures begin filing out and waving goodbye.)
DEMETRI: Honestly? A house party
with fairy folk?!
FLORENCE: Sorry, I was
going to clean
up after.
10.)
DEMETRI: Why do you prefer these
creatures to your own kind?
FLORENCE: They actually
like me...
11.)
(Demetri puts his arm around Florence in a friendly manner.)
DEMETRI: Aw! You know that
I like you. How about a less
lively type of company?
12.)
(A small fairy with a red cap hammers on Florence's platforms while smoking a fat J.)
FLORENCE: Um...these shoes need to
get done first...
13.)
(Allison and Thierry sit on a couch in Thierry's bedroom. There are teenage boy-esque posters all over the walls and some string lights behind them.)
THIERRY:Soo ma fille, would you like
to see a demon?
ALLISON:Tell me that’s
not a stupid
euphemism.
THIERRY: I am nothing but
righteous.
14.)
ALLISON: A real demon? You’re either a Goddite,
an idiot, or both.
THIERRY: None of the above!
15.)
THIERRY: I will teach you of the
world’s true nature
if you stay the night.
16.)
(Allison pulls out a switchblade with a 'clk', she is obviously in no mood.)
17.)
(Thierry looks disappointed as Allison points the knife to his throat.)
THIERRY: Such hostility. Perhaps if I could prove
to you that I am
truly a wizard?
18.)
(Thierry manifests a flame into his hand, Allison is impressed.)
THIERRY:Hm this is about as
simple as it gets.
ALLISON: Whoa!
19.)
(Thierry gestures to a poster of a demon on his wall.)
THIERRY:So how about
something like
that? --In the flesh?
20.)
(Allison points the knife at him again.)
ALLISON: ...OK, but I will
cut you if I feel
like I should.
21.)
(Meanwhile back on the dance floor, Jack's phone rings.)
22.)
JACK'S CELL PHONE:
THIERRY: You can
go home, Allison will
stay the night. She is
all over me!
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