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CHAPTER 4, PAGE 13
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       Jack just finished combing his hair as Vitus hollered for him to hurry the hell up. Luckily being dead meant that you didn't sweat all over your fancy duds as you rushed to get ready.
       "God, really getting into the Dad role are we?" he stuck his tongue out at Vitus, who slouched in the hall.
       "..annnd couldn't wear a tie?" Jack rolled his eyes
       "Ugh, no. They strangle me!"
       "...How does that even make sense? You don't even breathe dude. "
       "I cannot be confined."
       "I wonder what that says about your underwear habits.."
       "A man needs support Jack."

In which the party is totally alive though, man!

The small woman in sequins approached Jack.
     "Hello," she said in a amusingly high pitched, but very adult voice, "We met once, but you probably don't remember. Inka Lepponen, Thierry and Florence's mum."
     "Oh, um, hi! Yes, I'm Jack Ballar-um.. Whitechapel I guess now?" he awkwardly bent to shake her hand.
     "Indeed, you are a very lovely boy. I'm pleased to meet you." she seemed oddly calm and collected compared to the three other progenitors Jack had met.
     "Thank you."
     "I had a son named Jack once."
     "Oh really? Um, is he..."
     "He is long buried. All my children are dead, one way or other. Not all my fault!" she smiled a tiny impish smile. "That has a double meaning, hee hee! Enjoy the party dear!"
     Jack prefered to not consider that conversation any further.

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     June 26, 2011
     By:  Kelly

AUGH THIS PAGE TOOK SO LONG!! If you saw my 'late' notice earlier, you probably thought I just wandered off. Sadly no. I only took pee and hamburger breaks. (Two separate things.) Hopefully I will be able to rest soon, but I am happy to do this because I love you. <3 OMG I just realised it was page 13. NO WONDER!

             TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

VITUS : HA!

VITUS: Jack, this "Crazy Squirrels" telephone game is fun! Ha, so wacky.

JACK: (thinks) Everyone here is DEAD.

 
 
 
 
 
 
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