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CHAPTER 8 - PAGE 08
(Transcript and visual captions below}

Jack couldn't understand why they were even fighting, other than the whole 'demons are evil' thing.
       Wait, does that mean I'm good then? Well that's nice.
The little demon was powerful, but not as amazing as he'd figure the power of hell would be able to muster. Nonetheless she snapped her strange teeth at his neck, and he figured it out --
       She's trying to bite me...! Oh God, will I turn into a demon? Or wait, a zombie? Could she be a zombie? How would that even work if I'm already dead?

She snapped at him again and almost caught his skin, and he could no longer puzzle about it in his mind.
       If those freaked-out teeth touch me, I'll just die.... again.

In which white guys are pretty scary.

    Jack raised an eyebrow, "Yeah, everything's perfectly normal here and everything."
      "Well then why did you call m--"
      "Vitus, she's drenched in blood. Stinky blood. She's talking about goats and the underworld and shit..."
      "Hey! You're sayin' I'm stinky and crazy? Who's rude now, dick?" Allison sniffed.
      "Sorry, I don't think you're um, crazy per se.. but uh, maybe... help me out Vitus..."
      "While I'm happy you consider me the authority on morality, I'm sure you could handle this yourself, right? It's a, um, learning experience?" Vitus checked his watch conspicuously.
      "Wow. Seriously. Thanks a lot." Jack glared at him.
Vitus sighed, "I haven't been spending enough quality time with you, have I? You really want me to advise this young woman, okay then."
He turned to Allison, "Young lady, hygiene is important."
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     June 25th, 2012
     By:  Kelly

Sorry for the delay, I was nearly laid low by a bad hamburger. I know, it was like being betrayed by a loved one. I'm feeling much better now though, and I will be willing to forgive hamburger-kind eventually, I'm sure. I hope you all enjoyed the Pride picture I posted the other day, it was rainbow-riffic and stuff.

PS "Dorein's kinky tail" was my attempt at some elaborate Kingfisher-verse exclamation that took me like all day long to come up with. I'll try better next time. xD

             TRANSCRIPT:  This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

1.)

(Monster Allison wrestles with Jack, who is freaking out.)

JACK:  Oh Dorein’s kinky tail, no!! Cut it out!

2.)

(Jack transforms into a cloudy form, moving quickly to escape her grasp. Allison is shocked out of her monster form.)

JACK: Hello, that is so rude!

3.)

(Jack grapples Allison, who is horrified at Jack's monstrous appearance.)

JACK: How do *you* like it, you grubby little brat?! Not so fun is it?

4.)

(Jack is shocked as Allison flails wildly in his grasp, screaming in terror.)

ALLISON: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! (etc)

5.)

(Allison keeps screaming and Jack is speechless.)

6.)

(Vitus looks annoyed as he receives a telepathic call in a nightclub.)

JACK: VITUS COME TO ME

7.)

(Jack releases Allison from his grasp.)

JACK: ...Okay, okay! Just... stay there. I’m sorry I scared you, but you were pretty damn scary yourself. So you're not a demon?

ALLISON: What?! No.

8.)

JACK: Were you slashin’ all those people?

ALLISON: Stop saying that!

9.)

ALLISON: How can you call them ‘people?’ Don’t freak me out.

10.)

(Vitus flaps up in his bird form, Jack is casual.)

VITUS: You’re lucky I was close by, son.

JACK: Hey, sorry.

11.)

(Allison is freaking.)

ALLISON: Birds talk to you too!? Wait, damn... that’s like, the messenger of the underworld or somethin’?

12.)

(Vitus pops up from behind Jack in his human form.)

JACK:  ..Huh?

13.)

VITUS:  Jack, this is your friend?

JACK: Um, no... ..What kind of friends do you think I have?

14.)

ALLISON: Ahh!! F-freakin’ scary white guys! Don’t tell me the goat is one too!

VITUS: So what’s the problem?

JACK: ...

 
 
 
 
 
 
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