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1.)
(Ellen gazes out a window.)
ELLEN: Thierry, I think we
need to--
2.)
(Ellen quickly throws a blanket over Thierry's naked boyparts.)
AUBREY (OFF CAMERA): Ellen?
Where are
my mink
gloves?
THIERRY: So demure!
I’m sure my Bribois
delights will not
drive him
mad. --Eh, more so,
anyhow.
3.)
(Aubrey leans against the door frame, not pleased to see Thierry. He wears a strange frock over striped pants, and has a necklace looped through his ear piercing.)
AUBREY: M. Chartrain,
I see.
THIERRY: In the flesh.
4.)
AUBREY: Where is
our dear
Nicholas? I care to see his
kind face again.
5.)
(Shot of Thierry sitting up in bed, Aubrey is seen from behind with tense body language.)
THIERRY: Nick?
Perhaps you can
have a tea party
on the bottom
of a well, heh. Fucking serial
killing asshole.
Worst mistake
I ever made.
6.)
AUBREY: You say...! You cast him
into some dark oubliette?!
THIERRY: Well, worse than that.
7.)
(Thierry speaks, with an illustration of an earlier scene - he throws a molotov cocktail into the well.)
THIERRY: I kept having
stupid nightmares
of him crawling
out and uh...
so I took
care of it.
8.)
(Aubrey turns into a creepy monstrous form in his rage.)
AUBREY:What?! Children are a precious gift
from our Lord!
ELLEN:--As I was saying,
Let’s break
up.
THIERRY: Mais oui.
9.)
(Shot of Sleepytown.)
10.)
(Jack sits on the bed playing his Gameo, Tristan and Darren stand.)
TRISTAN: Want to go beat up
some guys with us?
JACK: Nah, I’m full
still, and I got
the new
Monkey PVP
Online.
11.)
DARREN: Aw yeah!
My mage
already has
Destron lvl 2!
I’m so badass,
your sucky
guys will just
bend over
and take it! --In the butt!
Hahaha!
12.)
(Jack is horrified.)
JACK: OH MY GOD YOU
DID NOT JUST-- OH. MY. GOD. What is
WRONG with you?
13.)
(Darren rolls his eyes and makes a sour face, he and Tristan leave.)
JACK: I don’t need that fucking
rape culture bullshit!
DARREN: Blah blah
Save it for the
chicks, dude.
I’m sure they
love it.
14.)
(The doorbell rings 'BZZZT'.)
JACK: Oh for fuck’s
sake. What?!
15.)
(The doorbell rings again, 'BZZZT'.)
JACK: JUST COME IN!
USE YOUR KEY
STUPID!
16.)
(Jack gets up to answer the door, as it buzzes again.)
JACK: Did Tristan get sick
of your shit and le--
17.)
(He opens the door to reveal no one there.)
18.)
(Jack looks freaked out, as he looks down the empty hall.) |