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CHAPTER 4, PAGE 7
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      "So how deep is his indoctrination?" Farley asked.
     "Jack?" Vitus asked, "I've only had him for like a week so not a--"
     "No, not your 'eat your vegetables' routine... You said Ionavic picked him. A psycho like that sees something in this lad? Gotta be something wrong with him. "
     "Ha, I think Demetri's motives might be a lot simpler than you think. "
     "Like what?"
     "Well... He probably just thought he was um, 'sexy.'"
     "....Oh."

In which babies shouldn't hang out on roofs anyway.

     Vitus stood and stretched, "So next up we gotta meet my Aunt Marigold and each of her children--"
Jack groaned loudly.
     "Now see there?" Vitus shook his head, "I was trying to lighten the mood with a humorous joke. Take it easy, son. "
     "Sorry, I'm just so hungry I wanna wring someone out like a wet rag."
     "...That's disgusting Jack."
     "I KNOW!"

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     June 12, 2011
     By:  Kelly

     Another attempt at a dual Kelly/Christopher page that took wayyyy too long to do. I was beginning to get nauseous and very cranky as I worked on this, and after a bit, I realized I was being irritated in part by a noxious disgusting cologne I'd tried on earlier. I liked it at first, but it had slowly turned into vile powdery death... BLEH! You fail me Yves... Nevah again.

             TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

FARLEY: So why is the Circle making lil kiddles?

VITUS: It's a mystery, frankly. Abrupt isn't it?

FARLEY: Gah, hope it ain’t a plan to destroy us fer good. Cuz it ain't gonna work.

GRACIE: LA LA LA!

VITUS: Maybe ask your progenitor, what's his name again?

FARLEY: Hah! Nice try Whitestone, you know I can't tell you. Think it'd THAT easy?

VITUS: Worth a try...

GRACIE: Look I brought you a fancy lad!

FARLEY: What am I ‘sposed to do wi’ that?

GRACIE: Dunno, maybe look good on a bookshelf.

FARLEY : So any questions for us freaks, lil Jack?

JACK: Um, so the stories about Crowboys aren't true?

FARLEY: What stories?

JACK: Ummmmm, throwing babies off roofs and stuff?

VITUS: Not me! Demetri!

FARLEY: Yea, they ain’t true.

FARLEY: Some others ain’t as amiable as us, but wouldn't you be a little rowdy with the Circle's jackboot on yer neck?

JACK: I didn’t believe it or anyth--

FARLEY: I need some air...

GRACIE: No you don't.

GRACIE: Bye pritty one don’t let the door hit yer arse.

JACK: I didn’t mean to upset them!

VITUS: Just a touchy subject. No harm. So lesson?

JACK: Don't listen to Demetri?

VITUS: Well... no, but... maybe a good idea.

 
 
 
 
 
 
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