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1.)
(Karl is dressed simply in a denim jacket over a hoody, waiting at the entrance to an exclusive location. Ahead of him in line, a beautiful young lady of color in vinyl clothes stands with some white BDSM fans. She addresses a cool looking bouncer guy. He has eyebrows. Karl is nervous.)
YOUNG LADY: I wanna go to the
inner sanctum.
BOUNCER: You’ll need a
double-stamp
for that.
2.)
(A masked lady in S&M gear with the electrical taped nipples looks kindly upon the reporter from her restrained position.)
GIMP MASK LADY: Are you lost?
KARL: Heheh um
I’m just--
3.)
(An imposing shirtless man with a nipple piercing and some manner of cattle skull mask looms over Karl. He is afraid.)
MINOTAUR: WHAT DOST THOU
SEEK, MORTAL?
KARL: P-Princess
Akiko?!
It’s for the
Masher?!
4.)
(Karl's fear turns to an embarrassed or weirded-out kind of face as the minotaur adopts a more friendly demeanor.)
MINOTAUR: Sure hon,
right this
way.
5.)
(As Karl steps into Akiko's office, she wheels on him with an alarmed expression.)
KARL:Hey, sorry. I’m doing a story on
CatCat, Hans told me that you--
6.)
(Akiko has grabbed Karl by the collar and is unloading on him verbally. He is confused.)
AKIKO: I gotta tell someone!
It’s vampires, man!
KARL: What?
7.)
(Karl gets it now but probably doesn't believe it, as she bugs out her eyes at him for emphasis.)
AKIKO: Vampires!
KARL: Wh--
AKIKO: Vam-py-ers.
KARL: Ah.
8.)
(Jack and Theodore lounge on his deck. Jack has only put on a tank top since his state of undress in the last comic, and Theo is his usual dapper self. Their body language is also typical - Theodore relaxed with a crossed leg, Jack tense and leaning forward in his seat.)
THEODORE: Such a lovely
new home!
JACK: Erm, thanks.
so the deck doesn’t count
as an invitation, right?
9.)
(Theodore looks gently imploring and Jack pensive.)
THEODORE: I wish you would come back with me.
At least until the game is won.
I could use your help.
JACK: How could
I help you? That's absurd.
10.)
(Theodore looks a bit disappointed or confused and Jack is evasive.)
THEODORE:You have power now!
Remember? I gave it to you.
JACK:Do I?
I don’t want
to even know
what that
power is.
THEODORE:The power to
protect yourself
and others!
JACK: I don’t want to
try it out.
11.)
(Theodore is still trying to find Jack's eyes, while the younger vampire looks away.)
JACK: Sorry. I’d just rather
stay out of everything.
THEODORE: But we’re
friends?
JACK: Yeah...
sure. Let’s talk about
something else...
12.)
(Theodore now looks fully disappointed.)
THEODORE: No, no... I’ll leave. I hope you are
as safe alone as you imagine.
13.)
(Darren comes out and gets startled, and Theodore spares him a cordial expression.)
DARREN:Hey Jack
are--
THEODORE: Good eve
young man.
14.)
(Mid-transformation, Theodore looks like a freaky bendy small man with the head and wings
of a massively oversized kingfisher. Darren looks all tweaked out and Jack mildly bummed.)
DARREN: WHY do they
always gotta
do that shit?! |