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CHAPTER 10 - PAGE 9

VERY MILDLY NSFW BELOW-- NIPPLE TAPE STRIKES BACK!

(Transcript and visual captions below}

 

 

 

Karl waited outside the Minotaur's Labyrinth with a small collection of young revellers. C'mon, this wasn't such a big deal, no matter how much his coworkers teased him. Hell, how much BDSM paraphernalia had been part of his wardrobe in high school? Well, actually making use of all those snaps and straps was a different matter.. Nonetheless, this seemed like a huge waste of time. He knew who CatCat was and this place wasn't going to give him any clues. That shirt last night was just a fashion statement, duh. Wasn't it...? Wait, so a cabal of computer-hacking superhero/villain bondage aficionados? It made as much sense as anything.

In which Karl is lost in the Labyrinth.

Darren flopped on the edge of a planter. "Those fuckin' guys showing off their freak powers. That's Allison's dude, right? Gawd, how old is he? Like, actually old. Talk about cradle robbing, ew. And people think I'm bad. "

Jack steepled his fingers, "How are you going to protect me from clowns with that kinda game?"

"Oh, not Allison's BF. Umm... Frank? There's somebody named Frank, right?"

"Goddamn man."

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     April 4th, 2014
     By:  Kelly

I think I may have gone overboard on those buildings, but ooh sparkles. I hope you guys enjoyed our April Fool's joke, I totally planned some Aubrey's Pious Adventures if everyone would rather I go that direction. Episode 1-- Aubrey wanders the woods, prays for guidance, then finds the most majestic spring with the grace of God! Other adventures may include the finding of a pair of slippers lost for three decades, and a surprisingly easy threading of a needle. Praise the Lord! ♥

            TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

1.)

(Karl is dressed simply in a denim jacket over a hoody, waiting at the entrance to an exclusive location. Ahead of him in line, a beautiful young lady of color in vinyl clothes stands with some white BDSM fans. She addresses a cool looking bouncer guy. He has eyebrows. Karl is nervous.)

YOUNG LADY: I wanna go to the inner sanctum.

BOUNCER: You’ll need a double-stamp for that.

2.)

(A masked lady in S&M gear with the electrical taped nipples looks kindly upon the reporter from her restrained position.)

GIMP MASK LADY: Are you lost?

KARL: Heheh um I’m just--

3.)

(An imposing shirtless man with a nipple piercing and some manner of cattle skull mask looms over Karl. He is afraid.)

MINOTAUR: WHAT DOST THOU SEEK, MORTAL?

KARL: P-Princess Akiko?! It’s for the Masher?!

4.)

(Karl's fear turns to an embarrassed or weirded-out kind of face as the minotaur adopts a more friendly demeanor.)

MINOTAUR: Sure hon, right this way.

5.)

(As Karl steps into Akiko's office, she wheels on him with an alarmed expression.)

KARL:Hey, sorry. I’m doing a story on CatCat, Hans told me that you--

6.)

(Akiko has grabbed Karl by the collar and is unloading on him verbally. He is confused.)

AKIKO: I gotta tell someone! It’s vampires, man!

KARL: What?

7.)

(Karl gets it now but probably doesn't believe it, as she bugs out her eyes at him for emphasis.)

AKIKO: Vampires!

KARL: Wh--

AKIKO: Vam-py-ers.

KARL: Ah.

8.)

   (Jack and Theodore lounge on his deck. Jack has only put on a tank top since his state of undress in the last comic, and Theo is his
usual dapper self. Their body language is also typical - Theodore relaxed with a crossed leg, Jack tense and leaning forward in his seat.
)

THEODORE: Such a lovely new home!

JACK: Erm, thanks. so the deck doesn’t count as an invitation, right?

9.)

(Theodore looks gently imploring and Jack pensive.)

THEODORE: I wish you would come back with me. At least until the game is won. I could use your help.

JACK: How could I help you? That's absurd.

10.)

(Theodore looks a bit disappointed or confused and Jack is evasive.)

THEODORE:You have power now! Remember? I gave it to you.

JACK:Do I? I don’t want to even know what that power is.

THEODORE:The power to protect yourself and others!

JACK: I don’t want to try it out.

11.)

(Theodore is still trying to find Jack's eyes, while the younger vampire looks away.)

JACK: Sorry. I’d just rather stay out of everything.

THEODORE: But we’re friends?

JACK: Yeah... sure. Let’s talk about something else...

12.)

(Theodore now looks fully disappointed.)

THEODORE: No, no... I’ll leave. I hope you are as safe alone as you imagine.

13.)

(Darren comes out and gets startled, and Theodore spares him a cordial expression.)

DARREN:Hey Jack are--

THEODORE: Good eve young man.

14.)

(Mid-transformation, Theodore looks like a freaky bendy small man with the head and wings
of a massively oversized kingfisher. Darren looks all tweaked out and Jack mildly bummed.
)

DARREN: WHY do they always gotta do that shit?!

 
 
 
 
 
 
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