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1.)
(Francesca and Demetri practice fighting with katanas in a gym.)
CAPTION : DAY ONE
2.)
(Theodore holds a horseshoe with a whimsical expression.)
3.)
(Theodore stands in front of a ragged cabin playing horseshoes.)
4.)
(Jack and Darren play Monkey Tactics Classic on the floor while Tristan watches from the bed.)
TRISTAN : What is 'Nana strike?'
DARREN : NO! Now he'll know
JACK : Oh ho ho
5.)
(Jack and Tristan chat in their underwear on the bed while Darren's legs are sprangled all over the environment in the background.)
CAPTION: DAY TWO
6.)
(Ellen looks at a dejected Aubrey, Nick the Cutter's crown laid on an end table.)
7.)
(Vitus listens dutifully as Angela blathers her worries.)
8.)
(Karl Random has a shocked expression as talks to a morgue worker.)
MORGUE WORKER : Oh that body? Well... Uh, I’m not really sure, maybe it got moved by someone?
9.)
(Theodore dramatically bursts open the door to the Love Bucket sex store. Jack looks freaked out as he fumbles with a box of X-LUBE and the store's employee looks extremely irritated with Theodore's presence. )
CAPTION: DAY THREE
THEODORE: Hello Jack!
LOVE BUCKET EMPLOYEE: 18+ ONLY!
10.)
(Jack steps outside to talk with Theodore. )
JACK: So uh, what did you want?
THEODORE: Just to say hello.
JACK: Oh?
THEODORE: Friendship is important, Jack.
11.)
(Jack and Tristan stand in front of a classy view of a brick wall.)
TRISTAN: I don’t bring anything... How about we go to buy some clothes tonight?
JACK: You want to go shopping? ...Are you sure you’re not my imaginary friend?
12.)
THEODORE: Who knows what tomorrow shall bring... So what fun will we have now?
JACK: We’re doing something? ...uh, OK.
13.)
(Jack and Theodore sit on a "FUN TIME" carnival ride.)
THEODORE: Sigh. This place just makes me miss old what’s his name. I‘ll think of something better next time.
JACK: Next time?
14.)
(Jack talks to Christelle and is distracted by Theodore's approach behind her.)
CAPTION: DAY FOUR
JACK: Christelle was it? Nice to.. uh..
THEODORE: Hi Jack!
CHRISTELLE: Yeah! I hope I don’t seem like a creeper but you seemed like an interesting... uh... hello?
15.)
(Jack is getting busy with Ryder in a car, and is shocked to see Theodore's upside-down smiling head looking at him through the car window. )
CAPTION: DAY FIVE
THEODORE: Hi!
16.)
(Jack straddles a guy in his boxers who is tugging off his own underwear. He looks back in shock to Theodore who is Killroy-ing in the window with a weird expression)
CAPTION: DAY SIX
THEODORE: Whatcha doin'?
17.)
(Vitus reads in a grand library. A voice comes from off-screen.)
CAPTION: AND THEN...
VOICE: Apologies, but the masters of the house are--
18.)
(Vitus looks concerned about what's being said.)
VOICE: ..Of course sir. Welcome...
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