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CHAPTER 7 - PAGE 10
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Theodore enjoyed the peace of his new ramshackle hideout in the rural outskirts of Harlan. Even this far away it began to feel like he really did own the city, when an entire night and day passed with not so much as an errant breeze from the Circle. No sense in getting complacent though, there was so much to do. He had hardly any supplies left by the point, so much lost in fire and flood and ocean waves. He had only about a coffee can of Koromo soil to cover his body at night. When that was used up, so was his time in Harlan. One more chance... he had to make it count. First-- to get the rats out of their holes.

In which 'gay buttz' becomes the comic's top search term.

     "Hey Jack.." Christelle said in her voicemail, "thanks for the fun night the other.. uh.. night. That was so cute that your little brother came by! What a coincidence. It's really cool of you to take such good care of him. You do a good job coping with.. uh.. whatever's wrong with him. So anyway, hey maybe we can catch a movie by ourselves sometime? Um, no offense I mean, the little guy can come too or.. uh. Y'know. Whatever. Peace."

Jack sighed and hoped it wouldn't be another night of walking around abandoned theme parks and looking for seashells on polluted beaches. Much better to be sexing up strangers, and much better for his appetite in particular. He really didn't want to partake of another of Theodore's creepy plasma juiceboxes. Medical waste was not tasty, even if it was cruelty free. Better stay home tonight and draw the curtains, lest that little weirdo learn how to pop through brick walls. Theodore could entertain himself tonight.

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     March 8th, 2012
     By:  Kelly

Ugh, too exhausting. Well this should be the last insanely late, insanely detailed comic for a bit oh I hope I hope I hope. -__- I also hope that you all liked it! Vitus fans rejoice, he will become much more important to this chapter shortly. Also, I put Karl in by popular demand. :) I think this may be the first time since I began the Kingfisher that I have officially let a week pass. (There was some indeterminate time pass early on, but probably less than a week still.) G'DAMN.

             TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

1.)

(Francesca and Demetri practice fighting with katanas in a gym.)

CAPTION : DAY ONE

2.)

(Theodore holds a horseshoe with a whimsical expression.)

3.)

(Theodore stands in front of a ragged cabin playing horseshoes.)

4.)

(Jack and Darren play Monkey Tactics Classic on the floor while Tristan watches from the bed.)

TRISTAN : What is 'Nana strike?'

DARREN : NO! Now he'll know

JACK : Oh ho ho

5.)

(Jack and Tristan chat in their underwear on the bed while Darren's legs are sprangled all over the environment in the background.)

CAPTION: DAY TWO

6.)

(Ellen looks at a dejected Aubrey, Nick the Cutter's crown laid on an end table.)

7.)

(Vitus listens dutifully as Angela blathers her worries.)

8.)

(Karl Random has a shocked expression as talks to a morgue worker.)

MORGUE WORKER : Oh that body? Well... Uh, I’m not really sure, maybe it got moved by someone?

9.)

(Theodore dramatically bursts open the door to the Love Bucket sex store. Jack looks freaked out as he fumbles with a box of X-LUBE and the store's employee looks extremely irritated with Theodore's presence. )

CAPTION: DAY THREE

THEODORE: Hello Jack!

LOVE BUCKET EMPLOYEE: 18+ ONLY!

10.)

(Jack steps outside to talk with Theodore. )

JACK: So uh, what did you want?

THEODORE: Just to say hello.

JACK: Oh?

THEODORE: Friendship is important, Jack.

11.)

(Jack and Tristan stand in front of a classy view of a brick wall.)

TRISTAN: I don’t bring anything... How about we go to buy some clothes tonight?

JACK: You want to go shopping? ...Are you sure you’re not my imaginary friend?

12.)

THEODORE: Who knows what tomorrow shall bring... So what fun will we have now?

JACK: We’re doing something? ...uh, OK.

13.)

(Jack and Theodore sit on a "FUN TIME" carnival ride.)

THEODORE: Sigh. This place just makes me miss old what’s his name. I‘ll think of something better next time.

JACK: Next time?

14.)

(Jack talks to Christelle and is distracted by Theodore's approach behind her.)

CAPTION: DAY FOUR

JACK: Christelle was it? Nice to.. uh..

THEODORE: Hi Jack!

CHRISTELLE: Yeah! I hope I don’t seem like a creeper but you seemed like an interesting... uh... hello?

15.)

(Jack is getting busy with Ryder in a car, and is shocked to see Theodore's upside-down smiling head looking at him through the car window. )

CAPTION: DAY FIVE

THEODORE: Hi!

16.)

(Jack straddles a guy in his boxers who is tugging off his own underwear. He looks back in shock to Theodore who is Killroy-ing in the window with a weird expression)

CAPTION: DAY SIX

THEODORE: Whatcha doin'?

17.)

(Vitus reads in a grand library. A voice comes from off-screen.)

CAPTION: AND THEN...

VOICE: Apologies, but the masters of the house are--

18.)

(Vitus looks concerned about what's being said.)

VOICE: ..Of course sir. Welcome...

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
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