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CHAPTER 7 - PAGE 5
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  "Me? But... Thierry is--" Florence was easy to find, she'd been staying at Fran's apartment since the disaster. Demetri tried to catch her averted gaze.
   "I know Thierry is a powerful wizard Florence, but he is useless to us. He is a petulant child. Please, we need to act quickly. I know you can do this, you've trained closely with Inka for a century!"
   "If you want to call hanging out with my mom 'training,' I guess." she wrung her sweater sleeves over her hands. "I'll try. This really isn't my specialty though, but you're right. Something has to be done."

They quickly set up the ritual in a small shaggy patch of woods next to the highway, carefully lighting candles as Florence paged through her magic tomes nervously.
   "If I'd known it would be important, I would have focused on demons instead of fairies..."
   "Fairies?! What do they--"
Florence shook her head shyly. "Um... their cobbling skills are really, um... I love shoes."

In which the cock blocking keeps rocking.

He had to go. Jack practically had to shout over the rockin' strains of Guy Bopper thumping from the adjacent room.
      "Hey I gotta run but uh-- uh.."
Ryder gave him a tragic look, but that eerie call sent creeping sensations through all his limbs every moment he didn't move closer to his eventual destination. This really could never be easy, could it?

Elsewhere...

Demetri and Florence stared off into space, crossing their arms in front of their bare chests.
   "...I don't suppose you know how long we have to stay nude?" Demetri asked.
   "Um... No... "
   " 'Sitri', is that a good demon?"
   "I really don't know. I haven't heard of him so he's probably not very powerful. Let's see if I can find an entry..." Florence flipped through a tome.
   "--So... his specialty as a demon is making men and women become naked."
   "..."
The wind rustled through the leaves.

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     February 19th, 2012
     By:  Kelly

Someday after the Kingfisher perhaps, there are tales involving little Sitri there and his other demon-y friends. Hopefully you aren't all too grossed out about him now though! He's generally a little less gnarly.

             TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

1.)

(Demetri and Florence sit on the forest floor, surrounded by candles. They look on in awe as a strange creature emerges from the smoke of a candle.)

FLORENCE: Come forth, unseen creatures!
DEMETRI: Yes! Go Florence!

2.)

(A demon appears, surrounded by an aura of fire. Florence and Demetri look impressed and the demon is imperious.)

SITRI: WHAT WOULD YOU OF SITRI, MORTAL?

FLORENCE: Uhh not mortal but.. Strike down our enemy, demon!

3.)

(The demon looks lascivious and makes a cute pose. Florence looks irritated and Demetri is amused.)

SITRI: The rites are incomplete... Bare yourselves. Huh huh huh.

FLORENCE: Ugh. Thierry spoils them.

4.)

(A sailboat in the distance.)

BLOCKHEAD: Think you’d be a pal and let me die?

THEODORE: Blockhead! What are you saying?

5.)

(Theodore is in the foreground looking lost in thought, Blockhead is irritated behind him with arms crossed. A strange red-eyed figure can be seen behind Blockhead.)

BLOCKHEAD: I‘ve had enough of this. Slavery is illegal, kid.

THEODORE: Oh yes, perhaps you should have a rest. Soon...

6.)

(Theodore turns to see a very creepy demon thing. He doesn't seem to register.)

THEODORE: You work too hard-- eh... What’s all this?

7.)

(Theodore dives away as the demon lurches towards him.)

8.)

(Theodore stabs the demon in the chest with a silver sword, the demon is clutching him. A table with a variety of daggers and horseshoes is overthrown, sending a teacup of blood flying.)

THEODORE: Taste silver, fiend!

9.)

(The demon looks miserable as it disintegrates gorily. Theodore is grossed out.)

SITRI: Fuuuuuucking silver?! I hate that shit!

THEODORE: Crude.

10.)

(The demon floats away flipping Theodore the double deuce. Theo, however, is unmoved and looks jovially for Blockhead..)

SITRI: Bitch.

THEODORE: Ha, oh dear. Blockhead, are you quite all right?

11.)

(Theodore looks concerned as he calls for Blockhead.)

THEODORE: Blockhead...?

12.)

(Theodore looks devastated as Blockhead's hat sails by, lightly on fire still.)

13.)

(Elsinor P. Spot drunkenly waves a bottle of beer around as two fellas in leather jackets look rather cozy.)

ELSINOR: Woo yeah!

14.)

(Ryder hides his head in his hands as Jack tries to comfort him. A variety of thumping and loud Guy Bopper style oldies emanate from the room next door.)

VOICE: WOO ROCK n ROLL

JACK: Oh boo, it’s OK. It’s just not a good time.

RYDER: It WAS a good time. Who parties like THAT? Ughhhh.

16.)

(Jack looks startled as strange blue eyes stare at him symbolically, and he is apparently being summoned.)

DISEMBODIED VOICE : JACK

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
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