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CHAPTER 9 - VITUS INVESTIGATES, PAGE 5

(Transcript and visual captions below}

Farley called Simone and Simone called Hauser and Hauser called the boss, and then sometime the middle of the next day Hauser found Farley in the Semolaus Mausoleum and kicked his ass. The cemetery goers got a rise out of that. But that night when he woke up in Harlan Landfill B-3, Simone gave him a ring and told him the boss might be in the sewers under Greengrove that night. Maybe.

In which the gum loses its flavor.

     "Eh... I suppose not. So did you, um..."
     "I clowned some kid. It was all in fun, I tell ya."
     "Um, lethal clowning?"
     "What do you take me for?"
     "An executed murderer?"
     "Those days are long gone. He was probably still alive when I left him."
     "What do I tell Vitus, now that he knows you're ours and you done it?"
     "Tell him a joke. That always works for me."

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     February 18th, 2013
     By:  Christopher

At last it is done! The next update we will return to business as usual, though for health reasons the one update per week thing still stands. I hope you have enjoyed my comic stylings and hereafter return you to your regularly scheduled programming...

            TRANSCRIPT: This is the text of the comic, for purposes such as translation and internet searches.

1.)

(Rendered to resemble a weathered comic strip of yesteryear, this panel bears the title "Vitus Investigates," and the image of detective Vitus with a smoking gun.)

2.)

(Farley creeps through a sewer.)

FARLEY: "Hello? Boss? Ugh.. Man...."

3.)

(Far above Farley, the big blobbity goo daddy of the Crowboys floats silently through the darkness.)

FARLEY: "If yer here, we, uh, got a bit of a problem..."

FARLEY'S CELL PHONE: "BEDEBEDEBEDE..."

4.)

(As Farley answers the phone call, the horrible monster looms into his field of vision, floating upside down right next to him.)

FARLEY: "Vitus, uh, bad time, man..."

5.)

(Elsewhere, Vitus makes a cranky face, talking to Farley on his cell phone.)

VITUS: "Farley, what is your progenitor's name? About time we stopped calling you 'Crowboys'..."

6.)

(Minchin begins to transform into a more familiar monster shape.)

FARLEY: "Just a sec, Vitus... (to Minchin) Ya see what I mean?"

MINCHIN: "Tell him."

7.)

(Farley talks with a fully human-looking Minchin, who has a genial air as usual.)

FARLEY: "Wasn't it s'posed to be a big damned secret?"

MINCHIN: "Do I look like I care?"

VITUS: (over the phone) "What did he do to Jac-" ("boop" sound of Farley hanging up.)

 
 
 
 
 
 
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