1.)

(Jack and Tristan embrace in a bondage club, while Darren looks uncomfortable and a woman
looks on. Tristan and the woman are dressed for BDSM, Jack and Darren clearly just visiting.)

BONDAGE WOMAN: Aww!

TRISTAN: Jack! My frands!

2.)

(Tristan hugs Jack while Darren continues to look awkward. In the background,
a BDSM scene is politely interrupted by a vinyl-shirted person in need..)

BDSM FAN: Excuse me, where is the restroom?

BDSM FAN 2: To the left, second door.

DARREN:Uhh... we almost done?

3.)

(Tristan looks emotional, but reasonably happy.)

TRISTAN:Yeah I got to go before she sees, but I’m happy you’re okay!

4.)

(While Jack and Darren walks out, Princess Akiko notices them and they do not notice her.
She is clearly at work, with tall vinyl gloves and a whip, and alarmed to recognize Darren.)

JACK: Phew, that was too emotional.

DARREN: So does everyone wax everything now? Did I miss something?

5.)

(Out in the alley, Akiko watches as Jack and Darren stroll away.)

JACK:Yeah too late now. Wish I’d gotten a better shave before I died.

DARREN: Gawd, don’t tell me that’s about your pubes.

6.)

(Jack looks bemused and Darren a bit disgusted.)

JACK:Nope, I’m all natural.

DARREN:Euuugh!

JACK:You totally knew that already.

DARREN:I know...

7.)

(Akiko's eyes are wide with possible revelations...)

PRINCESS AKIKO: Died...!

8.)

(Jack and Darren are out for a drive.)

DARREN: You got any money?

JACK: No, why?

DARREN: Damn it. I know a guy who’s got some guns.

9.)

(Out the window of Jack's car, and Automated Bank Machine is glimpsed.)

JACK: There’s an ABM.

DARREN: Man that won’t do any good! We’re both broke as a joke.

10.)

(Jack is wondering...)

JACK: Hm...

11.)

(Jack and Darren stand before the machine. Jack is trying to operate it with a single finger.)

DARREN: Are you gonna bust it open with mind powers?

JACK: Maybe.

12.)

(Windowed error messages appear in triplicate on the machine's screen.)

ABM: Boop

13.)

(Jack starts to withdraw several 100 Glenmark notes.)

JACK: Cool, it worked.

14.)

(Jack is happy about this development, but Darren is nervous about the possibility of legal trouble.)

DARREN: Wh-- What’d you do?!

JACK: Uh, I dunno.

DARREN: What about the fudgin’ cameras?!

15.)

(Jack is folding the money and looks dismissive of Darren's concerns, while Darren continues to look dubious.)

JACK: Don’t worry about it.

DARREN: What do you-- psh, whatever.

16.)

(In the ABM's camera eye view, Jack and Darren's faces are pasted over with stylized cat heads, like
the one on Jack's shirt. Though the video is black and white, Jack's cat is green and Darren's is violet.)

DARREN: Now we’re really gonna need guns.

JACK: Should I get more money?

DARREN: Uh. YEAH.