1.)

(Jack and Karl make out on the floor in front of a fireplace. They are half-wrapped in a heavy blanket and Jack is on top.)

2.)

(Karl is distracted by something and has fraidy-cat face.)

KARL: What was that?

3.)

(Karl is still fraidy, Jack is like whateva dude.)

JACK: Oh god, really?

KARL: It sounded like footsteps...

4.)

(Karl has all the blanket and seems to be shrinking into it, eyes fraidy.)

JACK: You want me to go look.

KARL: Please? You're brave...

5.)

(Jack is getting up and Karl is now fully swaddled, head hoodied up with blanket.)

JACK: Are you sure it's not a... ugh, fine. Fine.

KARL: So brave...

6.)

(Jack pulls on his pants and walks off to do this thing.)

JACK: If it's nothing, you owe me 25 blow jobs.

KARL: You're my hero....

7.)

(Jack looks genially into the darkness, not taking this scouting mission seriously.)

JACK: Let's have a look. Hello? Helllooo?

8.)

(Looking the other way, still not serious.)

JACK: Yoo hoo intruder, wanna join us? Anyone?

9.)

(As Jack is heading back in, he has not noticed the creepy dude emerging from shadows behind him, raising his axe.)

JACK: Alright, better get an icepack for that jaw...