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Vitus chatted with Scylla about how the Ballers were doing this season, their favorite starters and other inane sports trivia. Something kept bothering him though. He couldn't help but bring it up again.
"I know I wasn't on my game earlier, but I just say hello to you and your friends are that offended?"
"Well, we're used to stupid jocks trying to pick one of us up. Those kind of guys want the dark side but then they're just out the door... You seem like you're also out the door, but you're not a stupid jock..."
"Am I in the door?"
"...I lost track of what we were talking about. Why don't we go for a drive..?"
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"I should say so!" Jack laughed, "You didn't even have time to button that shirt-- Wait. Buttons..."
He looked closely at Vitus' torn collar. "What did you do to my shirt!?"
"Uh... Not my fault. Crazy lady. "
"What, she ripped your shirt open like a fucking romance novel cover?! OH BROTHER! I would never do that to your clothes, and that's saying a lot considering what you--"
"--Yes, I am an unstylish slob, I'm sorry."
"You straights are like wild beasts! What the hell!" Jack ranted.
"What can I say... It must be true."
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