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(Jack and Karl are in a shopping cart, zipping through a parking lot on a moonlit night. A security guard chases them angrily. Karl is in a Shaunessy t-shirt and Jack a jackish striped collared shirt and skull necklace. Newspapers flap in their wake, including a cover of weekly rag "The Masher," this one featuring a crotch shot of a man in tighty whities and the explicatory text "Politics 'n' Shit.")

TITLES/TEXT:You must be a criminal because you stole my heart! Happy Sweethearts Day