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    HOW SEXY DO U LIKE IT?
    Recently the Kingfisher ventured upon sexy times, to luke-warm reception. Why?
    We know our readership includes some asexual people, but how many? Then again,
    the scene did end in blue balls, so it could be that the scene was not sexy enough.
    To remedy the issue, HAVE IT BOTH WAYS,..

1.)

(The scene from the comic of Jack and Karl's first adult attempt at sexy times - Karl's shirt
is off, Jack is in the middle of removing his. The scene is framed with open flower blossoms.)

TITLE:  Asexy:

KARL:  O, Jack.

JACK:  O...

2.)

(Jack is pensive, peeking out of his shirt, blushing even though vampires don't blush because whatever.)

JACK:  I am suddenly shy.

3.)

(Now Karl looks more shy, averting his eyes like)

KARL:  It is fine, I avert mine eyes.

4.)

(Jack looks enthusiastic for this non-sexy turn of events.)

JACK:  U mean it?

KARL:  (from previous panel) Surely.

5.)

(The blossoms are folding, Jack is resuming shirted status, and Karl gestures to underscore his notion.)

JACK:  But whatever shall we do?

KARL:  I've an idea as delightful as it is chaste.

6.)

(The flowers are all folded up, the guys are overdressed in suits, and they
enjoy a tea party. A banner draped between their arms expresses the feel.)

TITLE:  Fully Clothed Tea Party!

BANNER:  SPLENDID

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   NOW, This is the end, unless you are bold enough to go where
   the Kingfisher has not yet tread. Srsly, this is GTFO-styled NSFW
   so, eh, get along y'all...     (followed by much black space, then)

7.)

(The scene from the comic, more true to the actual events, from a more
   raunchy angle. Jack admires Karl's genitals with affectionate hands.)

TITLE:  Sexy

8.)

(Jack has one hand around the base of Karl's thang, and curls his tongue around it higher up, below the glans.)

9.)

(Karl has a hand on the back of Jack's head. He looks happy as he achieves orgasm, the resulting
mess of which is rendered a bit abstractly with colorful stars and light on and near Jack's happy face.)