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(A Christmesque tree is decked out in Crowboy-themed decor: Human and rat skulls, Farley and Gracie heads, tinsel, string lights, and a Minchin angel topper. The tree's trunk seems to have been jammed through Demetri's midriff before it was mounted, leaving him pinned beneath it like presents. He also has a fireplace poker stabbed through his neck, tacking a Glennish Godmas letter of terse words in place. Through this all, he is apparently still alive and not enjoying himself.)

LETTER: "Demetri- I don't like it when you kill Crowboys. You should probably get a hobby. I hear stamp collecting is lovely..."