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(Clyde Minchin, the monster killer clown guy, holds a black balloon and smiles. He is a skeletal thing with six sets of crow wings, rat-like teeth, sunken eyes, random bristles, and big talons. He has a few pompoms on his chest and a ruff collar, and clown paint on his face. The paint is turquoise over the whole, with white around the eyes.

OVER THE TOP OF ALL THAT, the infamous Function Friend that haunts Jack's aura and hard drives past has come to roost over our comic. It is a cheerful purple cartoon with no nose, in a fancy suit and top hat.)

FUNCTION FRIEND: Hello, User. You appear to be reading a webcomic. Would you like me to sing you a song?