1.)

(Cartoony clown Minchin stands in a void of blackness.)

TEXT: ONCE UPON A TIME, There was a young vampire named Clyde. A relentless
    wolf had chased him from shadow to shadow, and deeper still into darkness, until...

MINCHIN: Just where in blazes am I?

2.)

(A crow on the shoulders of a rat has appeared at his side, and the crow gestures with a wing.)

SPIRIT VOICES: JUST A LITTLE FURTHER, CLYDE...

MINCHIN: Land sakes, it's you again!

3.)

(The spirits vanished, he probes the inky abyss.)

MINCHIN: Hmm...

4.)

(He has emerged into an abandoned and broken city street of cobblestones, fog, dead trees, and distant skyscrapers.)

MINCHIN: This is more like it! ... ...A lil' slice of hell, just for me?

5.)

(He cups his hands to his face and yells.)

MINCHIN: HELLOOOO? Does anybody live here?

6.)

(A small humanoid tugs on his pant leg from behind.)

7.)

(Clyde spins about in surprise.)

MINCHIN: What in hell?!

8.)

(He greets an assortment of malformed monsters. He smiles broadly.)

MINCHIN: Fuckin' abominations? Pleased t' meet ya!

9.)

(Extra cartoony Minchin does the bow-legged old-timey dance with the monsters before colorful dim lights. The first monster from the left is a giant head with a demented expression clutching itself with little arms, its torso emptying into an improbably large snake tail of bloody viscera. The second is something between a rot-colored skinned human/horse hybrid and a melted womble, the third a stumpy skull-headed man with giant buck teeth. Minchin is in the middle. To the right of him are a stocky ghoul in a dark fur coat and red dress, a wee ghoul with a plain dress and more feminine hair style, and a giant light green monster. That one also looks something like a rotted horse/human hybrid, but has a more embryonic look to the head and freaky teeth, and is wearing creepy brown lingerie and heels.)

TEXT: And that was the start of a beautiful friendship!

BIGGER TEXT: ABOMINATION PARTY!!!